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Melissa

one whom lives in the past will allow the future to pass them by...

About Me

I'm a divorced mother of two little boys, 6 and 5, and I just like to enjoy life!
I love to sing and write, and I finally bought a keyboard so that I can put some music to the billions of songs I've written and sell them, or something.
I like to work.
Oh, and bring on the beer please!!!
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: I've been told I do
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: that depends on the situation
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: failure
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: yep!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: it's entertaining
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: sometimes
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: hell yes!!!
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: I get lonely sometimes, but there's less drama
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: black
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: yep
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: hell no
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: so I've been told, lmao
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: anywhere on a beach
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: no
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: yes, lol
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: mother earth can take care of herself
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: your mom knows this answer!
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: why would I want to do that??
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: yes, twice
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: lol
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: that's cool, as long as you're eating what you're killing
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: not likely
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: no
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: cats, pollen, dust, etc
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": today
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: YES!!!!!
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: I have before
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: deviled
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: I won't stereotype anyone
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: with those damn keebler elves!
WHAT TIME IS IT?: about that time
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: "Milkshakes"; "Velocity"; "Christina"; "Mel"
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: IT IS RATHER DELICIOUS, ACTUALLY
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: about 2 hours ago
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: showers
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: seriously, omg
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: not too much
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: caffeine
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: creamy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: that IS NOT FUN
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: twice
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: lol drugs are in everything you eat
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: nope!
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: only once
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: blue-green
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: yesterday
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: it's probably better than my afterlife
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: what?
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: I wish
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: no
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: learning the keyboard
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: no
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: yes
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: occassionally
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: I AM magic!
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: no
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: this is an utterly stupid question
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: fo sho
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: sure
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: some low fat pepperoni slices
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: sometimes
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: sure
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: I don't know; but my favorite is the one with Jerry Seinfield and Bill Gates which makes absolutely no sense!
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: hell no
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: Evanescence; Garbage; Shinedown
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My Interests


Most days, I'm either at work, Wal-Mart, singing at a karaoke bar, or at a park (or somewhere else exciting) with my boys.

I'd like to meet:


And the mysterious actors in the Country Crock Butter commercials.

Also, friends I've lost touch with, and if you're my current friend you'd better add me or I'll toilet paper your trees! (J/K. Maybe.)

Music:

My favorite bands are Evanescence, Shinedown, and Staind, amoung others. I mostly listen to rock, but I also enjoy rap music that I can shake my ass to. And I do also enjoy the occasional country melody.

Movies:

I love them all!

Television:


Deal or No Deal, Heroes, Intervention, Dateline, Celebrity Bull Riding featuring VANILLA ICE, whatever's interesting

Heroes:

KETCHUP!

My Blog

Texas...

is a lot different than Missouri!  Cigarettes here are way more expensive.  The trees are still green.  People switch lanes like whoa and I keep getting lost on the highways. LOL. But, ...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:34:00 PST

I really dont know what Im doing...

But alas, I am on a mission to the great state of Texas tomorrow, where I can buy a festive sombrero and eat real tex mex! I must unearth my previous debt collecting skills once again, learn how to ...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:58:00 PST

Take It Back (Forver)

TAKE IT BACK (FOREVER)v1I'm a little too numbAnd it's a little too lateI should have let my thoughts be freeNow I regret my choice to waitAnd it's another dead endAnd I'm tired of pretendingThat I bel...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:30:00 PST

Intense

I feel like I am walking on eggshells. Eggshells that are spread amoungst hot coals.Everybody is so sad. Lives are falling apart all around me, and I care with all my heart (and hope everyone knows...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:04:00 PST

How do you cheer yourself up when youre depressed?

I want to know. How do you cheer yourself up when you're depressed? Like, really depressed? The "I might as well go drive off of a cliff" type of depressed?Sometimes, I drink a beer. (As you all p...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:04:00 PST

My karaoke version of "My Immortal"...

I think it would sound better if I backed up from the microphone a little, but all in all, I like it. =) That's about how I feel. Ha....
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:06:00 PST

Its not pouring. Its just sprinkling.

No, it doesn't ALWAYS pour when it rains.  Right now my entire life is just being sprinkled upon.  Little things, one at a time, not going as planned... Which is more annoying than anyth...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:48:00 PST

Hi. I’m old! And stuff.

That's a lot of candles! I haven't blogged in forever.  My job is cool.  Everyone took a collection of beer money for me in a plastic cup for my birthday!  They even drew me a card...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:31:00 PST

Live Again

Someone tell me that I'm dreaming Let your hand silence my screaming I want to understand the deeper meaning For every fall there's a redeeming   In time we'll see we're not forsaken And kick ou...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:52:00 PST

Blood Runs Cold

My blood runs cold in the sun My fears turn bold as I come undone Neither of us are who we used to be Looking into your eyes, I miss that part of me   These mixed emotions are paralyzing How muc...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST