Here's to the best friends who call you "whore" instead of your name, who will hold your hair back when you've had too much to drink while they put clean clothes on you, who will sleep in a different room when you want to have a boy spend the night. Here's to the best friends who will work out with you at 9 in the morning, or tell you that one piece of cake after dinner won't hurt, who will laugh at you when you're dancing with the creepiest guy at the bar, who yell "KEG STAND!" when you walk into the room, who staggers home from the bar with you at 2 AM or who guides you home from the bar at 12 when you've had way too much to drink, who thinks you look amazing whether you've had one drink or six, who truly believe that they are the lucky ones. Here's to the girls who turn to their friends and say, "That's her, that's my fucking best friend!"
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!