To the fat jogger who spoke to me while my dog was taking a dump... |
I applaud your willingness to talk to a dog-owner whose dog is taking a shit and question if they're going to pick it up as they walk away. However... My backstory is simply this. I had to park 3 blo... Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:49:00 GMT |
~~~WHY IM FINISHED DATING BLACK MEN~~~ |
Disclaimer: This blog WILL offend some people. If it offends you, its probably because Im referring to you or someone LIKE you.Please note- I'm sorry, but I dont CARE if youre offended. The trut... Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 00:38:00 GMT |
My Best Friend Farts. |
I dont know what it is, maybe it has something to do with what she eats, but my best friend has the deadliest farts ever! In my 24 years I've yet to actually smell something so distinct and rotten. Th... Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 22:49:00 GMT |
I Didnt MIND. FUCK you. |
I didnt MIND. FUCK You..... To be mind fucked cannot be misconstrued,....With ordinary sex, or getting screwed.....It is more lustful than rude,....Delightfully erotic, not lewd....... ..We were full... Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:25:00 GMT |
~My SHITTY Day... Literally... LMAO :)~ |
This Letter of Apology is not only for the staff at the Best Buy in Atlanta, GA but also to the lady in the middle stall in the womens restroom at about 5:17 EST on Saturday, January 31st. You had be... Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 23:18:00 GMT |
Morning Wood and Morning Dew- A Freaky Tale.. LMAO :)~ |
I awake to see that my V- Shaped legs have turned into a W. Dreams of last night's innocence are now replaced with the rapid sound of my heartbeat.Vickie's secret has now traveled from one peak to the... Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 09:35:00 GMT |
~I'm Coming at Loser Men Sideways Like Two Left Buttcheeks...~ |
OK, I've had it up to here! I'm about to come at men HELLA SIDEWAYS LIKE TWO LEFT BUTTCHEEKS!! If you don't want to read the angry woman blog- Leave now! I'm about to start being BRUTALLY honest wit... Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:53:00 GMT |
**Notorious Vs. 2Pac** |
(Like Kenan and Kel) Awwwwww, here it goes! LOL- WHY do people press me for my opinions on topics like this? Ok, this all started when a friend of mine asked if I wanted to see Notorious to which I re... Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:40:00 GMT |
My Prince Charming- And Why I Will Never Meet Him |
LOL- I just LOVE that title. My Prince Charming- and Why I Will Never Meet Him. The answer is simple- I will never meet him because he doesn't exist. Now, everyone that knows me in the "real world... Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:33:00 GMT |
TO THE ASSHOLE THAT STOLE MY OBAMA-BIDEN MAGNET AND LEFT A NOTE!! |
I was really angry when I got to my car, which was minding its own business parked in the Barnes & Noble parking lot, and I saw that someone had stolen my precious Obama magnet! I waited more than 2 ... Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:44:00 GMT |