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Im Not Flawless, But I Damn Sure Dont Tarnish :)

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

In the videos below, you can see some of my work. I am an actress, model and sometimes video vixen for play :)The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends, red lights called enemies and caution lights called family. You will have flats called jobs, but if you have a spare called determination, an engine called perseverance, insurance called faith, and most importantly, a driver named Jesus... you will make it to a place called success.Allow me to re-introduce myself!! I am the apotheosis for women with beauty and brains. I’m also the best thing that could have ever happened to you. I am the burst of light that will lead you to greatness and have you feeling a sense of accomplishment in this absurd time warp we are all caught in called, “Life”. Are you ready to get to know me? I have more ambition, vision and precision than anyone you will ever meet. My drive comes from where I came from. I was bred in Oakland, CA, “Where the yungstas get hyphy”. I am very proud of all of my accomplishments in life thus far- Are you impressed yet? I am all about positivity, productivity, and possibility. I have a tight knit circle of people I consider friends, but have a plethora of people who are involved in my life that I learn, and grow from every day. Life to me is a kaleidoscope. I look at it, and what I may see could be very different from what you see. Yet, my attitude allows me to turn lemons into lemonade, at all costs. Want to learn more? I love traveling, so you will often see pictures from my adventures- Carmen Sandiego is my idol. I also love cooking, but enjoy eating even more. Yes, this little juice box is a piggy wiggy- Get over it… :) I love to challenge myself and I lead by example. I live my life like my last 5 minutes were my last. I am one of the few people that know the difference between two 60- year old men: The amounts of regrets that they have. With that being said, I keep mine to a bare minimum and encourage others do the same. Are you learning anything, yet? I don’t ever doubt myself, and rarely sleep because money doesn’t. I’m lying- I need those 8 hours… How do you think I keep my girlish figure? Exercise? Yeah right, that only comes when I bring the fork to my mouth. :) I’m not saying I’m the shit- I’m just saying I keep a pack of tissue in my purse. In closing, I am the cool kid that most are afraid to approach. Are you ready to get to know me? Don’t be afraid to take my advice, and use me as a role model. You are sure to get further in life.

My Blog

To the fat jogger who spoke to me while my dog was taking a dump...

I applaud your willingness to talk to a dog-owner whose dog is taking a shit and question if they're going to pick it up as they walk away.  However... My backstory is simply this. I had to park 3 blo...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:49:00 GMT

~~~WHY IM FINISHED DATING BLACK MEN~~~

Disclaimer: This blog WILL offend some people.  If it offends you, its probably because Im referring to you or someone LIKE you.Please note- I'm sorry, but I dont CARE if youre offended.  The trut...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 00:38:00 GMT

My Best Friend Farts.

I dont know what it is, maybe it has something to do with what she eats, but my best friend has the deadliest farts ever! In my 24 years I've yet to actually smell something so distinct and rotten. Th...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 22:49:00 GMT

I Didnt MIND. FUCK you.

I didnt MIND. FUCK You..... To be mind fucked cannot be misconstrued,....With ordinary sex, or getting screwed.....It is more lustful than rude,....Delightfully erotic, not lewd....... ..We were full...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:25:00 GMT

~My SHITTY Day... Literally... LMAO :)~

This Letter of Apology is not only for the staff at the Best Buy in Atlanta, GA but also to the lady in the middle stall in the womens restroom at about 5:17 EST on Saturday, January 31st. You had be...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 23:18:00 GMT

Morning Wood and Morning Dew- A Freaky Tale.. LMAO :)~

I awake to see that my V- Shaped legs have turned into a W. Dreams of last night's innocence are now replaced with the rapid sound of my heartbeat.Vickie's secret has now traveled from one peak to the...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 09:35:00 GMT

~I'm Coming at Loser Men Sideways Like Two Left Buttcheeks...~

OK, I've had it up to here! I'm about to come at men HELLA SIDEWAYS LIKE TWO LEFT BUTTCHEEKS!!  If you don't want to read the angry woman blog- Leave now!  I'm about to start being BRUTALLY honest wit...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:53:00 GMT

**Notorious Vs. 2Pac**

(Like Kenan and Kel) Awwwwww, here it goes! LOL- WHY do people press me for my opinions on topics like this? Ok, this all started when a friend of mine asked if I wanted to see Notorious to which I re...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:40:00 GMT

My Prince Charming- And Why I Will Never Meet Him

  LOL- I just LOVE that title. My Prince Charming- and Why I Will Never Meet Him. The answer is simple- I will never meet him because he doesn't exist.   Now, everyone that knows me in the "real world...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:33:00 GMT

TO THE ASSHOLE THAT STOLE MY OBAMA-BIDEN MAGNET AND LEFT A NOTE!!

I was really angry when I got to my car, which was minding its own business parked in the Barnes & Noble parking lot, and I saw that someone had stolen my precious Obama magnet!  I waited more than 2 ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:44:00 GMT