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Salutations, it is I; ALEXANDRA!!! I am a magnanimous exultation of the gilded spirit that is frivolity. I enjoy laughing, looking confused, messing up phone calls, and apples. I live really close to my job. I have lots of shoes, but they dont define me as a person, my glorious demeanor does that. I have a very complex view of the socio-political agenda that is unfolding concerning a united world of commerce and political conglomeration. I also hate irony, but even more than that I hate ironing and iron man. One time in Florida I was swimming around having fun while little squirrels were on fire going: HELP ME ALEXANDRA!!! Iron my little squirrel clothes so my children will look nice after I die from this fire And I was all like: Uh uh. I hate ironing. But then Iron Man flew in and put out the fire, isnt that ironic? I hate that dude. I have a real problem with screaming. I will just shreak at any place, any time. The more inappropriate, the better. For this reason I am no longer invited to funerals, or to speak at breast cancer awareness marches. I love my friends and here they all are: Regina, smiggle, flim flam, gogo, pwoggle, gleepie, chort, Smapp sing Shoo, gwoggle, that tree over there, a stapler, Miss Smith, Haaaaaam Booooone, paper clip sammy, little Spanish Eddie, Ratatat-tat on the drum- YES!, and Regina. If I forgot any friends I am sorry because I am currently really tired as I write this. I am sailing around lake superior trying to find that fish that ate my ear-ring.
BOO YA! Oh and i also have a little girl BOY mouse named mew2. aww shes HES so cute.
p.s. people who can speak more than one language impress me the most. People who "dabble" in another language and think they are the bosses in that language dont impress me.
All the Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
Layin' in the sun,
Talkin' 'bout the things
They woulda coulda shoulda done...
But those Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
All ran away and hid
From one little Did.
-Shel Silverstein www.youtube.com/JUSTSQUARES
check it out, i promise youll love it.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Jesus,FIONA APPLE,Christopher Walken, Denis Leary, Jeremy Piven, Norman Reedus, Paris Hilton, Bill Clinton, Drake bell, Jared Leto, Eric Roberts, Jane Fonda, Willem Dafoe, Busted, H.R. pufnstuf, Matt Dillon, Nick Swardson
My Blog
and I SAID "watch out its coming to get you!"
001. Make a confession.i owe a lot of people money. i dont like knowing that im kinda in debt. 002. Who has hurt you the most, and how?it was this kid. i think over a long period of time i add up all ... Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 14:37:00 GMT
THIS IS THE END
FIRSTS
First best friend: Lauren williams
First car: Laugh with me on this one
First screen name: ansambe
First funeral: my uncle Chuck
First album: nsync
First pets: Speedster the hampster
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pink shimmery
I pretty much got the coolest back pack in life. I used a gift card from my uncle ron and aunt mary.
Whats cool about it is its bright pink pink. And it has a gold and silvery hanging key chain that ... Posted by on Tue, 19 Jul 2005 18:44:00 GMT
Lets get ready
Um so tonight is going to be alot of fun haning out with the GANG. Thats right the GANG.
The only problem is... my air has a mind of its own. Im pretty much sure it hates me alot alot. Oh well.... I... Posted by on Sat, 16 Jul 2005 13:05:00 GMT
