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Zach

..and thats how I found out you need blood to live

About Me

Me? I use a shampoo that smells like coconut and kiwi, that partially explains why im attacked by swarms of angry bees where ever I go. Luckily, ive learned to psychically command the bees and they've become my greatest ally.

Me: "I just finished forwarding some ports through my router so i could download anime faster"

The ladies: "Let's have sex and never stop!", true story

I have a web comic:

My Interests

Weeell, main interests are politics and economics. I'm a way out there wacko lefty anarcho-marxist-peacenic type guy. I like anything remotely funny. Any chance to be creative, I usually end up taking control of the creative side of things despite being really shy. videogames. Being an all around dork with friends. Drinks with proofs. Coffee. And of course wasting time in conversation.

I'd like to meet:

Jo mamma!!! No seriously, i got nothing.

Music:

hum, way too long, unreadible lists anyone:Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Dead kennedys, mooney suzuki, hot water music, cato salsa experience, fugazi, the 5 6 7 8's, white stripes, buzzcocks, murder city devils, vandals, at the drive in, sunny day real estate, bad brains, dwarves, crass, propaghandi, social distortion, strokes, misfits, pretty girls make graves, international noise conspiracy, grade, the clash, franz ferdinand, the libertines, gang of four, dinosaur jr, sonic youth, the pixies, man or astroman?, the queers, and you will know us by the trail of dead, shonen knife!, thursday, jesus and mary chain, the raveonettes, the go, the shins, the dirtbombs, guitar wolf, gun club, clinic, radio 4, portishead, the eric tessmer band , the arcade fire, the minus 5, kings of leon, the fiery furnaces, louis XIV, mates of state, the decemberists, the flaming lips (new stuff), wilco, built to spill, the fiery furnaces, etc.

Movies:

Movies are pretty

Television:

Cartoons! Adult swim, anime of all kinds, internet stuff (red vs blue, college u, homestar). Occasionally ill watch other things.

Books:

David foster wallace's 'Infinite Jest' and 'Brief Interviews with Hideous Men', Chomsky's 'Manufacturing consent' and 'Hegemony or Survival', Zinn's 'Peoples history of the united states', Albert's 'Parecon' series, Orwell, Dostoevksy (pre-brothers k), Delillo is good, Franzen, I liked Dave Egger's 'A heartbreaking work of staggering genius', just finished George Saunders' 'Pastoralia'. When i buy books the clerk typically says "so a little light reading eh?" in a coy, tongue in cheek way.

My Blog

George Saunders

This guy can't write a bad story. Here's one of his most recent:"Commcomm"Tragic/surreal/beautiful/happy stuff....
Posted by Zach on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:07:00 PST

That Crazy Bible

So, I was reading some blogs tonight and I came across these interesting Bible verses. Enjoy.Ex 35:2Ex: 20-21Tim 2: 11-12Deut 25: 11-12Num 31:14-18Deut 21: 18-21Deut 20: 10-18Links stolen from Realit...
Posted by Zach on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:30:00 PST

How to Pick Up Girls

Are you a man who has trouble with the ladies? Do they regard you as a pathetic, sweaty nerd? Worried about dying alone, in a pool of your own disgusting urine? Huh, loser?! Well, fear not, for while...
Posted by Zach on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:26:00 PST

I pwn breast cancer

So, I dont know why but this girl has really been bugging me at work. She's one of those types of spoiled girls whose reaction to anything and everything is a look of offense and annoyance, the kind o...
Posted by Zach on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:00:00 PST

Storm

So, I was driving during that storm last night. The wind was so strong it swept the water along the ground rhythmically. It looked like I was driving on the ocean. My saturn may not be the Pro, but w...
Posted by Zach on Sat, 06 May 2006 10:40:00 PST

Last batch?

This is prolly the last batch of comics i'll post on myspace. I still do em, but i dont really need to post em here. If you guys like commenting or whatnot, let me know. Otherwise, just go here ...
Posted by Zach on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 03:56:00 PST

lessons from the school of business

The thing i dont like about being an economics major is having to spend so much time around your school of business types. You know the type. The type that tans and trims their eyebrows. The type tha...
Posted by Zach on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 03:36:00 PST

how to alienate your co-workers in less than 20 minutes

Ok. A good place to start this would be by mention that a funny thing happens to me when i miss sleep the night before. For most the day, im a corpse. Then at around 11:00, i get these giggly fits of ...
Posted by Zach on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 06:06:00 PST

*sigh*

no more essay exams please. no more power point slides or textbook-speak or word for word defintions on note-card upon note-card... college life in a nutshell: rote memorization.... *flip* rote mem...
Posted by Zach on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 07:36:00 PST

more bad ideas from zach

ok, first off, if the hairdresser leaves the back way too long, dont try to correct it yourself. But if you do, don't answer the phone and absent mindedly continue cutting your hair at the same time....
Posted by Zach on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 04:05:00 PST