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Jefferson Starship!

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Hey Errybody. Life's changing, but this train won't slow down. I get my paper from Dairy Queen and go to TCC I enjoy political discourse and consider myself a libertarian. I just moved, and no lie my new address is 420. I like putting a smile on your face, it's my way of giving back to the community.www.campaignforliberty.com Check that out!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
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About You...
Age I was born around the same time as Jesus
Birthplace The manger beside his
Current Location this one is vague....we..'ll go with da 757
Hair Color As constant as the wind...which in spanish means nothing.
Eye Color beautiful
Height handsome
Heritage My ancestors were those of the indigenous Obeseanes tribe in Africa
Your fears Southern Rock, NASCAR, White Supremacists, kittens
Your weakness Being morre than 50% masculine...i just don..'t know how you do it!
Goal for today get some sweet sweet poon-tang
Goal for this year get some sweet sweet poon-tang
Lifetime goal settle down with my wife in the Swiss Alps and Yodel all the day long
When do you want to get married? As soon as they let guys marry Arabian Horses...BEASTIALITY ALL THE WAY!!!!
and to whom? I..'m a polygamist, so as many as I can find.
Ever been in love? I wanna do all the shawty..'s in da 757
Currently in love? I fell in love in the line at the free clinic.
Do you think you are attractive? would i be rubbing cocoa butter on my nipples right now if i didn..'t?
Your best physical feature Thunder Thighs!
Have you ever...
eaten Sushi... shit yeah....that..'s all i ever eat...this one is true.
gone skinny dipping... haha this southern belle doesn..'t kiss and tell. and yeah, i have skinny dipped.
been beaten up... NO, i beat up kids all the time...ok i punched a guy and cried once, cause i..'m a girly bitch.
wanted to kill someone... Pat Robertson is kind of a douche so....he should be assasinated
gone a week without MySpace... oh em gee i would die! No Tom for a week?
gone a week without TV... oh em gee i would die! No Date my Mom for a week?
Who's the last person to...
kiss you... Grandma-wait..do they mean, like a passionate kiss? Cause if so, yeah, it was Grandma.
say hi to you... Grandma.
talk to you... Grandma.
What's the last...
Time you cried? The time I missed the dancing cause I had to poop.
Book you've read? The kama Sutra....oh yeah.
Store you've been in? The FL Lounge
Can you...
Dance? retardedly, but yes.
Speak a differenty language? I can, but rarely do, especially in class, cause I..'m cool and edgy.
Cook? why cook when you can eat at Taco Bell?
Write w/ both hands? at the same time? Yeah, but that..'s ridiculous why would i do that?
Whistle? i..'m actually an olympic medalist in whistling...ok it was the special olympics, but eff off.
Finish the line...
If I had a... vagina
I would look at it
So I can see what all the fuss is about.
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To Holly Lowe, with all my heart!

Dear Holly,The big smile on your face when I arriveYou leap in my arms, you jump so high!The sweet talk and kisses as I carry you aroundWe play fight and give bites with scary little soundsWith war...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:32:00 GMT

A stab at writing for Jeffrey

As he treads silently in the soft snow The forest thickens, engulfing him He continues on, oblivious to the cold For he knows nothing can extinguish the flame- Within his heart lies a love so trem...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 21:18:00 GMT