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About Me

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ABOUT THE PAD
Name: Paris, Paz, Parigi, Pasta-Bake, Betty, Rats & the short-lived Parfi
Birthday: 25th of Christmas december aye.
Birthplace: Chelsea i hope
Current Location: Chelsea, good ol' home
Eye Color: Brün
Hair Color: Brün & Silver
Height: 6 foot 1 methinks..
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty, dont catch my vans in your heiny! (thats if my back grip slips..)
Your Heritage: American, French, Greek, Polish. lots aye!
The Shoes You Wore Today: pink/blk vans TnT!
Your Weakness: well, lets see... bullets do impair my life... and knifes? yeah.
Your Fears: Open spaces! oceans, fields, desert, you name it!
Your Perfect Pizza: chilli oil, chilli seeds, just chilli, pepperoni (lots) and cheese galore!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Just life in general!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, brb, gtg, all that crap.
Thoughts First Waking Up: either: 5 more mins.. 10 more mins.. heck FUCK OFF! or: Whos that?
Your Best Physical Feature: lol nothing!! if i had to say, hands..
Your Bedtime: whenever mofo! usually crash 11ish tho.
Your Most Missed Memory: carefree life. and the fresh prince of bel-air on tv...
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi man! all the way! c'ept cherry coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME
Single or Group Dates: Single!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: am i the only one who thinks Nestea...?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate extreme!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha? does that qualify? it gets me Nero stamps though!
Do you Smoke: Hell no, pay to die? fuck that
Do you Swear: see above. ^
Do you Sing: when unnessescary. usually bad!
Do you Shower Daily: Every other.
Have you Been in Love: Yes!
Do you want to go to College: Take life as it comes, no rush decisions. here there, everywhere. whatever that means.
Do you want to get Married: see a-flippin-bove!
Do you belive in yourself: hardly lol
Do you get Motion Sickness: not perticularly.
Are you a Health Freak: used to be, grew slightly careless
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, mutual respect! pap
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yea
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: the time i pay to die, shoot me. and take my wallet.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Putney exchange all the way
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box, a packet maybe
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, actually! in school musical now.. diggin that hole deeper..
In the past month have you been Dumped: no!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish..
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No!
Ever been Drunk: who hasent? oh yeah.... Sam Wöffel..
Ever been called a Tease: Sure i guess...
Ever been Beaten up: lol yep.
Ever Shoplifted: .. past is past.. used to be the best, now i repent..!
How do you want to Die: fuck, i dont know do i!? death by crowdsurf!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: many things.. all at once! then ... i will rule!
What country would you most like to Visit: america again! china again! definately
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference!
Favourite Hair Color: no preference!
Short or Long Hair: ^
Height: ???
Weight: ????
Best Clothing Style: well not chav, for bloody starters!
Number of Drugs I have taken: the girl? none, some, who counts?..
Number of CDs I own: why would that matter?
Number of Piercings: lots, few, none?
Number of Tattoos: YEAH!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 44094563.41
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War Slayer
You Feast On: Bananas
You Lurk Around In: Roller Rinks
You Especially Like to Torment: Hippies What's Your Monster Name?
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My Interests

I just love to listen to loud, headbanging music, umm watching movies i guess... taking photos, taking the piss!!! Playing bass, watching totally shit movies, bieng with friends, annoying enemies, etc etc. &&&&& Tech decking! it is what i do when im sick/bored/tired/horny. sure theres a shit video of me doing it on youtube..
now, in this video, god and satan fight. obviously, the outcome is comical and does NOT result in the apocolypse. the kid who goes "Aw yeah" halfway through looks an utter nob. hope you spot him. I think that kid died at the end..... HAHAHAHAHaaaa...!

I'd like to meet:

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Parigi's Friend Listo
I have Fuckloads of friends.

Bulbasaur

Charmander

Squirtle

Pikachu

View All of My Mateys

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Music:

Im Open to all sorts of music etc, but here are a cupple of faves:- 7 Seconds, 7 Seconds of love, 36 crazyfists, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alient ant farm, Alkaline trio, an Endless Sporadic, The Aquabats, Artcic Monkeys, Ash, Avenged Sevenfold, Bad Religion, Barenaked Ladies, Beck, Bedouin Soundclash, Biffy Clyro, Big Black, Billy Idol, The Bled, Blink 182, Bloc Party, Blur, Bob Marley, The Bronx, Buzzcocks, Capdown, The Casualties, Circle Jerks, The Clash, Cobra Starship, The Coup, Cradle of Filth, Cream, The D4, Dandy Warhols, The Darkness, De La Soul, Dead Boys, Dead Kennedys, Death From Above 1979, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, Dirty Rotten Imbiciles, DJ Bentel, The Doors, Dragonforce, Dream Theatre, Dropkick murphys, The Eagles, Eagles of Death Metal, Eighteen Visions, Eminem, The Exploited, The Faint, Fat Boy Slim, Fat Lip, Feeder, Foo Fighters, Foreigner, The Fourers, Frank Black, Fratellis, GG allin, The God Awfuls, Goodnight Nurse, Gorillaz, Greenday, Groove armada, Guns n Roses, Hatebreed, Head Automatica, Helmet, High Holy Days, High On Fire, The Hiss, The Hives, Horrorpops, Hot Snakes, House of Pain, Iggy Pop, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Jackson Five, Jamiroquai, Jet, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Eat World, JOHNNY CASH!!!, Journey, Kaiser Chiefs, Kiss, The Knack, Led Zeppelin, Less Than Jake, Lethal Bizzle, The Libertines, Lordi, Lostprophets, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mastodon, MC Hammer, Mc, Solaar (!), Meshuggah, Metallica, Mike V and The Rats, Million Dead, Ministry, Misfits, Moby, Motörhead, Murderdolls, Muse, Mcr.. Nintendo remixes, No Vacancy, Nofx, Offspring, Pig Destroyer, Prodigy, Public Enemy, Ratm, Rammstein, Ramones, RANCID, Ray Parker Junior, RHCP!, Red Tape, Reel Big Fish, Rise against, Riverboat Gamblers, Rob Sonic, Run DMC, Salt n Pepa, Scissor Sisters, Senses fail, Sex Pistols, Sham 69, Slayer, Slipknot, Snoop dog Ft. The Doors!, Spank Rock, Spinal Tap, Spitalfield, Stereophonics, Steriogram, Still remains, Suicidal Tendancies, SUM 4, Sunshine, The Sweet, System Of A Down, TENACIOUS D, This is Menace, Thrice, The Toasters, Towers Of London, Turbonegro, u2, The Used, Van Halen, Velvet revolver, venom, The Von Bondies, Walter Murphy, Wednesday 13, White stripes, The Who, The Wildhearts, ZZ TopWell, Mainly Rock, Hip Hop, Punk, That sorta Jest.alot. but here a a cupple of faves:Dragonforce!!, Hadouken!, The Beatles, R.E.M, The Kinks, Led Zeppelin, The Strokes, AC/DC, The Libertines, T-Rex, The Babyshambles, Beach Boys, Queen, The Clash, Johnny Cash, The Ramones, The Paddingtons, Jimi Hendrix, The Rolling Stones, Blondie, The Futureheads, Ozzy Osborne, Kasabian, Deep Purple, Arcade Fire, MotorHead, The Kaizer Cheifs, The Jam, The Coral, The Features, Metallica, Kings of Leon, The Arctic Monkeys, Green day, Trivium, Bloc Party, Maximo Park, Dream Theatre, The Killers, Dogs, Elbow, Slipknot, The Music, 2 Pac Redman, Dr Dre, Method Man, Bob Dylan, Ash, Foo Fighters, Scissor sisters, The Offspring, Pulp, Stereophonics, System of a down, Stone roses, The verve, Oasis, Magic numbers, My chemical romance, The undertones, The zutons, Graham Coxon, Blur, Gorillaz, The Von Bondies, Pixies, The Subways, System of a Down, The Exploited, Foo Fighters, Prodigy, the Doors, Jeorney, trivium, Big Black, the Used, Greenday, My Chemical Romance, The Fourers, Sex Pistols, Lostprophets, Guns n' Roses, Biffy Clyro, Queens of the stoneage, the Hives, Ministry, Dead Kennedys, The Hiss, Bad Religion, Sum41, Tenacious D, MURDERDOLLS, Iron Maiden, KISS, T.Rex, Wednesday 13, Misfits, Kaiser Chiefs, The Offspring, Head Automatica, TurboNegro, The Kinks, The Living End, The Libertines, Ash...?, The Bled, Gorillaz, Good Charlotte, Helmet, Incubus, Johnny Cash, NOFX, Rammstein, Red Tape, Slipknot, Stonesour, Soulfly, Velvet Ravolver, CKY.......AND MANY, MANY OTHERS!!! Pretty much All Rock, punk, goth, metal and some others but those mostly.Hadouken! ..

Movies:

Batman! Warriors! The Full Monty! ummmm... SNAKES ON A MUTHA FUCKING PLANE!!!! YEA!!

Television:

weelll, tv-made movies rule ass. also, crappy kung-fu shows, (lol), all that matt groening stuff, futurama, simpsons. atm, i would say family guy RULES most of all. yeaa.

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Books:

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Heroes:

yea, actually, the people who really struck something important in my life where Rancid. Their songs have an amazing optimistic feeling and they always tell it how it is. and, y'knw, the joker from batman. ;) I

My Blog

***RANT UPDATE***

This is a general rant, about myspace in General.. so let me start with the people who have stupid amounts of "friends", like 25,000 friends. Do you really think that half of them would even talk to y...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Chelsea [Violent Possums] on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 03:11:00 PST

My name in bands... yeh!

Spell your name with bands:Pig destroyerarctic monkeysrancidiron maidensham 69Squarepushereagles of death metalaudiobullieswildheartsexploidedlynyrd skynyrdled zeppelin...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Chelsea [Violent Possums] on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:00:00 PST

Myspace comment RANT.***

lol, this isnt a full rant, about half.this has been bugging me for flippen agees..Why is it that people crave comments, pic comments, or any sort of message or contact? is is because they need to fee...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Chelsea [Violent Possums] on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:22:00 PST

Hadouken! Blog

yES!! oH MY FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A SICK GIG!!!! Hadouken! fucking rocked with their NINTENDO GRIME!! and Adventure Playground, Rival Jousters & Hatcham social.. it was breathtaking! literally! - gettin...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Chelsea [Violent Possums] on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 02:19:00 PST

skate survee

The Skateboarding Survey Your Setup enjoi pie deck / french shop brand deck, ventures, death aheels and the good ol bones reds. How much you skate a week rather often! The people you skate wit...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Chelsea [Violent Possums] on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:16:00 PST

CANT GET THIS LYRIC OUT OF MY HEAD!!

Be deep boom-bob your head to this, mischievoussoul socidle,idle chatter never slips off the lips of this writtermight not be the greater innovater of the mind schemebut my style is like the visine: i...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Chelsea [Violent Possums] on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:19:00 PST

what luka did

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:ParisBirthday:25.12 YESSSS the sucky christmasBirthplace:? dno, a chair?Current Location:at work EXP..Eye Color:browwnHair Color:brown n gray!Height:6ft somethi...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Chelsea [Violent Possums] on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 04:28:00 PST