I am Maisie-May
My favourite past-time is eating myself into premature obesity and death.Funtimes.
I'm generally so laid-back i'm comatose. I don't argue. If you aggravate me then there is only one explanation... you are a very annoying person, mazel tov!
I generally will be nothing less than over-enthusiastically (and slightly creepily) friendly or nice to anyone and everyone. Even people who lurk in bus stations smelling of wee.
I get called "mummy" by friends and a "good breeder" by weird men in pubs/on the street.To steal a section that wasn't even funny in the first place from my facebook, as i can't be arsed to think of another one, I look forward to the nuclear family..Pah, women's liberation...BUNCH OF FUCKING HIPPIES.
I have always wanted to be a novelist (since my first "novel" written when i was 4 about a bunch of kids living on a boat with their mother's corpse.Fucking sicko).However, just recently i've realised that i'm not really sure i want people actually seeing the kind of macabre,morbid filth that goes on in my head.
I have a lovely boyfriend who is also one of the best friends i have ever had. He is one of the only people that i can spend all day every day with, locked away in a little room together, and not want to throttle him. We spend our nights eating, playfighting, laughing, eating, watching films and eating.
