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Loose

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About Me

OHHH. I see, people want to know actual things. . . hmm. . . what to say. . . well, I am Lucy, affectionately known as Loose, or occaionally Little Pube or Lucifer. . . i fall over A LOT. . . i also have a twitch, and a hairy face mole called noel. . . mostly i enjoy creating increasingly elaborate and faintly ridiculous hair-outfit-face combinations which take hours, if not days, to prepare, only to be obliterated by a few short minutes of enthusiastic sweaty dancing. . . which often results in things like this and there's no way i can compete with Gillian people say I'm eccentric, i think that's just a nicer way of saying 'a bit odd'. . . i like to get my rat out, especially at bus stops. . . Tom Cruise is my biological father, a fact my mother refuses to confirm or deny. he might be your dad too, i think he got about a bit in the eighties. . . my spiritual home is The Marsh, which is the scummy backyard of Rotherham, which is the scummy backyard of Sheffield. . . If you can imagine such a place. . . but luckily it (and the surrounding area) is positively BRIMMING with the finest individuals known to man, like these people (and some twats too, but we just spit on their shoes so its fine) we went to halkidiki once. it was dead good and we learned that stealing is wrong.. . . but now i live among the bright lights and shiney things of London Town. i spend most of my time exploring. if you do too, hopefully i'll see you around. . .. . . I like making films. Here is one, staring a certain classical beauty, and a certain cat. . . .. width="425" height="350" .. And here is another, we were supposed to be experimenting with editing styles, in case you were wondering. . . .. width="425" height="350" ... . . Allegedly I am dead inside because I don't cry at films (except The Lion King - that is fucking SAD). . . despite this terrible emotional-stunting, I like many things (see left, ok, maybe tooooo many things! I should probably be more discriminating) I am not cool. I am a bum. Please give me a job.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp (or similar), Tom Cruise cos he owes my mum millions in back-child support, a boy willing to have sex with me without getting all weird about it, pirates, or a circus to run away with

My Blog

my old day

on friday i shall be celebrating the fact that i have managed to go 21 years without dying. . . because i am too inept to organise this myself, aimee is very kindly throwing me a party in the great ci...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 13:26:00 GMT

antics

last night Katie (aka Kitty - "say goodbye to these!") fulfilled a long-standing ambition of stealing a man at work sign. . . we carried it, disregarding the law, our weedy arms and my ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 05:05:00 GMT

moley moley moley

unidentified boys encountered in clubs keep trying to pull my mole off my face thinking it is a stray hair. i wish they would stop it. x
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 13:48:00 GMT

insult or complement?

vicki said she had never known anyone dance like me. . . is this because i display immense flair and originality?. . . or because everyone else has sense to stop when they start looking like a twat (o...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 13:26:00 GMT

it's warmer in hell, so down we go. . .

the boy we mocked for hopping around with only one shoe on. . . . had broken his leg. . . we are bad, BAD people. . . and still we laugh x
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 06:18:00 GMT

grope

yesterday IT happened. . . mr. 'i'm too kool for skool, get me i'm a dj' walks into the screening late. . . it's dark. . . he can't see. . . he feels around for the front row of seats. . . we can all...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 04:25:00 GMT

today's bizare events

1) chickenpox have CHANGED corin depper, not only is his face entirely covered in a fine layer of hair, but he (the dictionary definition of a ponse) actually used the phrase 'well, if you want to be ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:56:00 GMT

blog is a horrid word

but i have decided i shall start one nonetheless. . . since i am steadfastly determined to do ANYTHING, anything at all that is not The Work, or anything else in any way useful or productive *sigh* i ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 12:28:00 GMT