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JFKFC

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

We were born kicking and screaming, wanting to be back inside, breathing fluid. The doctor, wide eyed, spake, "Mrs. FC, you have yourself some healthy, evil children." Don't be fooled by our good looks, or rowdy ways. All we want is to be held by our hair and set on fire. The fire starts now. Blaze us up like a tire pile.

My Interests

Air guitar, Air Bass, Air vocals, Air drums, Harmonizing, stripping, hurting each other, Creating total eclipses.

I'd like to meet:

Steve Perry, Neal Schon, Randy Jackson (Raised on Radio Tour), Peter Cetera, Heart... Forget it, we'd rather look at ourselves in the mirror and rub our genitals, wondering how God had enough beauty juice left for all of us.

Music:

Journey, S. Perry, Boston, Chicago, REO, Bonnie Tyler, Disney animated classics, Foreigner, The theme from Nestle's, Stan Bush, Manowar, Vince Dicola

Movies:

Crossroads (Ralph Macchio), Ladybugs, Sidekicks, Little Marines 2, Airborne, Tex the Passive Agressive Gunslinger

Heroes:

Heroes don't need heroes.