Who gets the collection money? |
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Who gets the collection money?
A priest, rabbi and televangelist were playing their usual Wednesday round of golf, and started discussing their weekly collections. Specifically, they started...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:42:00 GMT |
What if food was dirty and sex was clean? |
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What if food was dirty and sex was clean?
When you think of it, there are only two things people need. You got to have sex. You got to have food. That's it. You don't need clothing, shelter, ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 16:46:00 GMT |
drunk priest |
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on t...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 18:42:00 GMT |
Good girls vs. bad girls |
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Good girls vs. bad girls
Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better.Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by looseni...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 22:32:00 GMT |
Purina Diet |
I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my Golden Retriever at my local grocery store and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her that no, I didn...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 20:25:00 GMT |
The Half Wit |
The Half WitA man owned a small ranch in New Mexico. The New Mexico Wage & Hour Dept. claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him."I need a list of yo...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 00:58:00 GMT |
Why Parents Get Gray Hair.... |
Why Parents Get Gray Hair....
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:08:00 GMT |
Dictionary of dating |
Dictionary of dating
DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:29:00 GMT |
funny stuff |
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 23:59:00 GMT |
