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About Me

I am tired and that is all.
"You know what you want...and that makes you just like me."
This year, I'm trying to be a little less inhibited. It's not so bad; I'm having fun :)
Dick in a box

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I'm a pretty normal girl......unless if me being THE BEST makes me not normal, then I TOTALLY take it back.
Ummmmm....gosh I hope you guys realize I'm kidding.
Most people are incompetent.
I need a new road bike but don't know where or what to purchase.
I'd like to do more open water dives, except I'm too lazy to get dry suit certified for Alaska; I don't think thermocline sounds fun. Jess lost my dive log book. Someone beat her up for me.
I message those online at random, procrastinating on work or sleep. Don't be scurrrrd. I leave this on a lot, too, so quick responses aren't guaranteed.
LOVE effed up senses of humor.
Low tolerance for stupidity.
I'm a great humanitarian in the abstract. I just hate people - Now go eff yourself. It's great to be eating dinner with my family, again, instead of those chronic masturbators. Those people are disgusting. Ohhhh!!! And I just learned how to do these scrolling picture dealermabobbers. Yea, I'm lame. So, bear*bare with me. No, seriously, the latter. Take off your clothes. Now.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet genuinely good people; those who know what they want in life and are taking the necessary steps toward those goals.Oh, and effing psychotics that are hilarious and ready to throw down and run after a fight. I love those guys! And, um, more people who like eating hotdogs. It's a lonely struggle.

Movies:

My favoritest in the whole widest world is that wild sex tape I've yet to film. Stay tuned.

Books:

"Winning" and "Bloodline." Oh, and all Sidney Sheldon, John Grisham, and Tom Clancy books.

What Planet Are You From?

Heroes:

Your dad - after he showed me that trick with the starburst wrapper and the cherry stem inside of his mouth. Oh, and Jesus, duh!

My Blog

Have I told you, lately.....

that you're ugly? ha. dork. HOLLA *luvluv*
Posted by !ANAVERA! on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:48:00 PST

I haven't shaved my legs in how many weeks, does this mean I'm a hippy?

Hi, effers, I hate you all. Just kidding. I love you. hehe. Ok, eff you, enough of that stuff. So, like I said, I haven't shaved my legs and I'm pretty wolfing it, but that doesn't stop me...
Posted by !ANAVERA! on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 07:07:00 PST

My cell :(

Ok, so I lost my mothereffingC-essing cell phone. It was today. Ok... so let's retrace. Brunch at Jesse's, left to say I was going to work out....not there 'cause I pulled it o...
Posted by !ANAVERA! on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 08:29:00 PST

Are you badass enough? SPINNING, bitches!

So, I'm trying to get back into the swing of things, id est: working out consistently again! There's a spinning class Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays, 6-7 am at the Valley club. I haven't g...
Posted by !ANAVERA! on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:14:00 PST

Saan yong tunay lalakis??

Ha! For anyone who understood that, I know that sounded really gay. And for all my gay friends, don't worry, it wasn't about you, homos! Love you!<3 Holy smokes, man... for r...
Posted by !ANAVERA! on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 12:02:00 PST