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About Me

moral code upon premises.
please refrain from.
killing.
stealing.
lying.
sexual misconduct.
taking intoxicants.
playing music/singing.____________________________________jer.
i'm a part-time gamer and full-time fatass.
i am forever stuck in the early 90's.
i'm really just into music, friends, and video games.
my favourite things in life are:
beautiful weather.
gazing at the stars.
and laughing at everything possible.
there're only a few things in life I need:
food, boys, MA' GUNS, and Jesus.
i'm known for being hilarious and having a big mouth.
the better to bitch at you with, my dear.
i'm a CrazyEmoFaggotNiggerMotherFuckingWhore.
i'm real.
deal with it.____________________________________jer.'s favourite albums.

My Interests

music laughing WAG video games romance history astronomy statistics

I'd like to meet:

Svetlana Khorkina

Music:

Mariah Carey Smashing Pumpkins Alanis Morissette No Doubt TLC Garbage Fleetwood Mac Jewel Dixie Chicks The Cranberries Sheryl Crow Madonna Britney Spears Hole Paramore Motion City Soundtrack BjÃ¶rk Yeah Yeah Yeahs Weezer Cocteau Twins Tokyo Rose Pale Saints L7 Liz Phair Taking Back Sunday New Found Glory Juliana Hatfield Blink 182 Lil' Kim Janet Jackson Dashboard Confessional Lush Chapterhouse Ride Mazzy Star The Velvet Undergound My Bloody Valentine Oasis Joi The Jesus and Mary Chain

Movies:

Star Wars Matilda Kill Bill Saved! Mean Girls It The Little Mermaid Nowhere Stick It! Party Monster Reality Bites Mission Impossible Jurassic Park Rent Thirteen The Sound of Music Amadeus Singles Masters of the Universe Jawbreaker The Lion King Dirty Love Patton X-Men Totally Fucked Up The Joy Luck Club The Hours Memoirs of a Geisha Terminator 2 Aliens A Nightmare On Elm Street True Lies Friday the 13th Independence Day Twister Deep Impact Empire Go 28 Days Later Garden State Halloween 10 Things I Hate About You First Wives Club To Wong Fu Eternal Sunshine... Sphere Set It Off Heathers Hellraiser Psycho Detroit Rock City Highway Requiem For a Dream Deathproof Planet Terror Grandma's Boy The Doom Generation Dazed and Confused

Television:

Southpark Mama's Family Seinfeld Futurama MAD TV Boy Meets World Friends Family Matters Roseanne Family Guy Recess Golden Girls Family Fued Married...With Children That 70's Show Ghost Hunters X-Men ReBoot

Books:

The Kitchen God's Wife The Hundred Secret Senses The Joy Luck Club The Bonesetter's Daughter

Heroes:

Svetlana Khorkina

My Blog

4 Girls, 2 Dykes, and a Moving Van

Big Momma Repo. I was seriously laughing SO hard. It's the only way we could get through it. Who tries to race a moving van with shit tied to the top? Who DOES that!? "I'll MAKE IT FIT!" "You already ...
Posted by jer. on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:51:00 PST

Can’t Keep a Good Bitch Down

...are you kidding me? WallsMart REJECTED me!!! LMFAO. Seriously ARE you kidding me? Let's get the checklist. Shell Gas Station wouldn't hire me. Burger King wouldn't hire me, McDonalds wouldnt' hire ...
Posted by jer. on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 05:21:00 PST

Back Then... You Could Get By With Just Skinned Knees

What's our mission, do we know? We never listened. For too long they held us under, but I hear it's almost over. Paperback scrawl: your hidden poems written around the dried out flowers...
Posted by jer. on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:05:00 PST

in ribbons

there are too many hours and too many ways to fill them in. when will i see? i'm tired of holding my breath and there's too much that's been left to say. i will never walk into your arms.
Posted by jer. on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:22:00 PST

The Swiss Army Romance

Sleep with all the lights on. You're not so happy, and you're not secure. Sleep with all the sheets off; bearing your mattress, bearing your soul. Impressing most of us is permanent, but I'd like to s...
Posted by jer. on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:25:00 PST

rain.

waiting is the hardest thing. i tell myself that if i believe in you, in the dream of you, by sheer force of will i will raise you from the ground. without a sound you'll appear&nb...
Posted by jer. on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:58:00 PST

FanMail

We shoulda did this already... and then I got an e-mail today. I kinda thought that you forgot about me, so I wanna hit you back to say: I could really get to know you and take the time to show...
Posted by jer. on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:21:00 PST

<3

And we sing 'horray for the madness,' we are better by design. Let's hope we never have to say goodbye. We fail to keep in touch these days, we're hollowed by circumstances that pushed us both away. I...
Posted by jer. on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:44:00 PST

A Living Prayer

In this world I walk alone with no place to call my home. But there's one who holds my hand through the rugged road and barren lands. The way is dark, and the road is steep, but he's become my ey...
Posted by jer. on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:23:00 PST

NFG + Hit and Run = Rihanna (Hit By A Drunk Boy)

So TELL ME WHY I'm in Greenwood and I see gas for $2.44 so i hit it. As I pull into the gas station, there's a huge line, right? ok. So I park my car. TELL ME WHY this uncle jebodiah po...
Posted by jer. on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:34:00 PST