A little lost, a little found
A little short, a little round
A little smart, a little crazy
A little fart, a little hazy.
I'll get there, eventually.
I really like food, but I'm trying to cut back. I'm a sucker for Oreo's and cheese, though. mmmmm Fromager cheese. I like to cook. I don't read often, and I often wish everyday was the Saturday after pay week. WYSIWYG with me, and I tend to be honest. I don't "date," and I don't drink (heavily) anymore. I loef to dance, but that's an open secret. I don't understand sarcasm and sardonic remarks, but I'm highly cynical with life and it's 'glory.' I tend to be pragmatic and resourceful. I'm highly materialistic, but believe simplicity is paramount. And one day, I'll get there.
