The Cold Front |
Last to the party is still at the party. I can't accept any more $500 Gift Cards from Macy's. I've spent the past few months tossing and turning over the number I'm doing to the economy. Sure, my c...
Posted by Mike Scollins on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:48:00 PST |
Get The Job Done |
I've recently made a resolution to start trying to be the very best Scollins I know how to be. Now this is not a competition - I'm fully aware the very best Scollins is still miles away from the very...
Posted by Mike Scollins on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:55:00 PST |
London Calling |
Before you begin reading you might want to set your iTunes to play The Byrds "Turn, Turn, Turn" on a loop. It'll better enhance my Kevin Arnold-esque angst.In third grade my teacher got laid off mid ...
Posted by Mike Scollins on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:03:00 PST |
When You're Gone |
Well, I suppose I'm happy for her. But I'm pissed and sad for myself. After two years, my roommate Maura has accepted a job in Florida to be closer to her less-attractive-than-me boyfriend, Rob. It...
Posted by Mike Scollins on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:47:00 PST |
Fat Guy's Wet Dream |
It's not even March yet and I'm weary that this year's search for The Shamrock Shake at McDonalds is going to be as unsuccessful as last year's. Don't get me wrong - I'm not close to giving up. I ju...
Posted by Mike Scollins on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:37:00 PST |
Secret Agent Man |
Ever since I was a kid, I've wanted to be a secret agent. (I actually kinda AM one but like I'm gunna compromise my identity by posting about it on myspace). My first screen name was Scol007. It wa...
Posted by Mike Scollins on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:22:00 PST |
Showing Girls. |
I get a lot of erections. Whether I get more than the average person, I can't say. But it's like a lot. When I wake up in the morning, when I go to the beach, once at a funeral. ...
Posted by Mike Scollins on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:05:00 PST |
Rockin The Suburbs |
I've cut back on drinking a lot since college. My gut has yet to realize this, but I swear to God it's true. I'm still good for a few drinks when I'm out with friends but, for the most part, I alwa...
Posted by Mike Scollins on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST |
Leading The Blind |
I was walking to work this morning when I when I saw some dude in front of me callously throw an empty cup on the ground and just keep walking. I fucking hate when I see people litter like ...
Posted by Mike Scollins on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:08:00 PST |
It's "I Hope We Never Part" Now Get It Right Or Pay The Price |
A lot of you know I don't know how to deal with children. When I was 18 I asked my mother for a vasectomy for my birthday so I wouldn't have to worry about fathering my own. She denied my request with...
Posted by Mike Scollins on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:02:00 PST |
