Alive? Pig Champion, Jack Nicholson, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, any astronaut, any WWII vet still alive, Mick Jones & Paul Simonon, Harrison Ford, Dennis Hopper, Chuck D, any Spoetzl brewmaster, Keith Richards (act fast!), The Pixies, DEVO, Pat Smear, The Nip Drivers, Big Boys (Tim or Chris), Jesus Lizard/Scratch Acid, Steve Albini/Big Black, New Bomb Turks, Radiohead, etc. etc. etc. (I used to own a record shop-I could go on forever!) Dead? Uh...where to start...