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Well, what can I say? Yes I am an alcoholic...ooops, wrong page. I am FAT and I love it! I am from Scotland and my favourite food is haggis. I love it served with "tatties" and "neeps". My favourite drink is McCola which is made from the finest quality Scottish spring water and some brown sugery syrup. BURP!Ooops ,er sorry, that's the McCola I am 28 and 1/2 stone in pure blubber and I am damn sexy! I like dirty fat girls! The dirtier and fatter the better! Someone to layer skin folds with,you know you love it!Ma belly is so big that I have ne seen my willy in 10 years! Willy is my brother and I canny get through the front door! What were ya thinking?I went on holiday to Ibiza this year and I had to book two seats for the plane. One for me and one for my huge supply of McHaggies pies! Mind you, I sneaked some cheesburgers underneath my gut overhang in ma belly and they stayed warm! When I got to the beach I lay doon ta sunbathe and some kid threw me a ball. I caught it on ma nose. I saw this trick done by a walrus once at a sea show. Maybe I have a talent?I have my food delivered fresh from the bakery and local pizza parlour.I have my favourite curry called the McCurry made specialy for me by the local takeaway and it is a haggis curry.Made with extra ghee. I also own chickens at a local farm. I have one bird that just breeds with all the cocks all the time.Yeah it's a right old slapper of a bird. I have my own "tart-hen"! Hoots mon.Please check out ma pictures and comment on ma friends. When my friends come over we just use the first letter of a word and try and guess the sentence. When I ask them to come up, I just say C U P, to mean Come up pal, as I live above a chippy! I normally get a reply F U! Which I believe stands for friends united! lol. Anyway have fun and F U to everyone!