jordan

Once upon a time, in a land filled with beer and cheese, lived a girl. The girl had grown up with a simple plan in mind for her life: Find the cure to cancer. Join the Peace Corp. Marry the captain of the basketball team. Live happily ever after.Unfortunately for the girl, she was really REALLY bad at science and math...so finding the cure to cancer was out. She discovered (after a certain age) that for her, "camping" had come to mean "a hotel without room service" so unless the Peace Corp ever set up a group to help stranded travelers find the nearest Marriott, joining the Peace Corp also appeared to be out. It turned out that the captain of the basketball team, while smart and tall, was also a putz, so that too was out.She finally came to realize that "living happily ever after" actually meant "being more or less content".This is her WebSpace. You're welcome to play about and mess with her head. Just don't use all-caps, it gives her a headache to be yelled at.And ladies - never ever refer to your "handbag" as a "purse" in her presence. It makes the girl cry.