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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." You can't handle the truth, so why should I write it?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can keep up with me. No one has been able to yet, but it's fun to watch them try. Punks. Girls that know good beer. Someone that can sing (in the shower or out). Six foot tall girls that love to where heels. Anyone wearing a hawiian shirt. The cookie monster. Jay and/or Silent Bob. St. Jimmy. The person who invented the mall (so I can slap them silly). You, bitch!!!