hey everyonewhatsup peoples my name is munchies im a crazy mofo that loves doin anything topless(snowboarding/snowtubing) i dance ive been in many dance battles and ive never lost yet but my time will come mwahahahaha dont ask anywayz i love saying jokes and i robbed these off a website theyre pretty funny...... Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru 1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for. 3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands. 4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. 5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels. 6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in. 7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on. 8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup. 9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box. 10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on. 11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?" 12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?" 13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you. 14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away. 15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom. 16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it. 17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene. 18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it. 19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare. 20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.. (Disclaimer--Some of this stuff is illegal.)
*Ask the cop if you can use his pepper spray to "spice up" your takeout.
*Take his flashlight and play flashlight tag with yourself.
*When he walks up to you, look at his gut and say "I thought you had to be physically fit to be a cop."
*Draw happy faces on all the pages in his ticket book.
*Ask if his bulletproof vest would protect him from projectile vomiting.
*Ask him if you can take his squad car out for a joy ride.
*When he asks you for your license say, "Oh sure officer, I could reach it if you'd hold my beer."
*Explain speeding with, "See officer, I was driving along when I dropped my bag of crack. I tried to pick it up but, when I did, my gun fell and jammed my foot against the gas pedal."
*Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.
*Tell him you wanted to be a cop but decided to graduate high school instead.
*Ask him if his badge is made of chocolate.
*Try to bribe him with chucky cheese tokens.
*Try to bribe him with one-dollar bills. When he declines, remind him that "with 10-10-220 you can get all calls up to twenty minutes for 99 cents."
*Pay all ticket fines with pennies.
Ask him how many donuts he can eat in one minute. Ask him to prove it.
*When you spot some cops with a radar gun pull over, show them a hair dryer and yell, "I've got one too!"
*Say to him, "Don't cheek the trunk. Nope, nothing in there. Scout's honor."
*When he asks you to explain why you were going so fast, tell him that you were going to Dunkin' Donuts and you know he'll understand.
*When the cop is talking to you, ignore him and roll your window up and down while looking amazed that it does that.
*Ask him what he is doing out so late.
*Ask him if you can play cops and robbers.
*Call his dog Admiral, regardless of what its real name is.
*Throw the cop's nightstick and tell Admiral to go fetch.
*Tell him that the wee little leprechauns made you do it.
*Ask him if he can make strobes with his police lights.
*When he tries to open the door taunt him by locking the door when he tries to open it, then unlocking it when he looks away. Repeat this several times.
*Paint flames on the side of his squad car. *Paint flames on the side of his uniform.
*When he walks up to your car-put your hands on your face and mutter "If I don't see you I can't get a ticket."
*Throw cans of Spam at him.
*When he tells you to put your hands on the hood, walk to his car and put your hands on his hood.
*Say to him "Darn, officer you must of been going fast to keep up with me!!"
*Tell him you were testing to law of perpetual motion when the escape vector was off causing Philbin's law to take effect...
* When he walks up to you have the radio full blast, look forward without saying a word and breathe in and out very loudly.
* When he ask you to walk the straight line, "Riverdance" instead.
* When he asks you to say your alphabet backwards count backwards from ten instead.
*When he asks you to touch your nose, poke yourself in the eye and start acting like Curly from the Three Stooges.
*Keep his pen.
*If they put you in the back of the squad car, sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" loudly and obnoxiously over and over all the way to the Police Dept.
*Say "Could you tighten these cuffs? My hands don't hurt yet."
*Instead of pleading the fifth amendment plead the 13th or the 18th Instead.And i'll think of more eventually.
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? used to be surge but now its vault
Color ? neon green or neon orange anything bright or dark
Food ? burgers,fries,pizza,tacos,sushi,anything edible or not
Item of clothing ? shirts and miniskirts (hey that rhymes)
Meal of the day ? all of them, and snacks
Feature on yourself ? im not sure
Quality in a guy/girl ? a good personality,chilled,fun and easygoing
Phrase ? "get out of my house"
Song ? imnot sure ill go with britney spears oops i did it again
Musical Artist/Band ? skindred
Sport ? football all the way
Movie ? airplane,saving private ryan,family guy
TV Show ? family guy rocks
Radio Station ? yes
Type of Chocolate ? white milk vanilla
Eye Color ? blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? yes i used to live in a zoo ( no seriously i did)
Have any piercings ? nope but i like pizza
Have any tatoos ? yeah above my right nipple it says "i love both my dads"
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend absolutely not actually i cheated on my boyfriend once but he turned out to be a girl or both im not even sure
Gone skinny dipping ? hellz yeah its the S%#$
Been to Europe ? nope but im about to go to england
Been to an island ? yup long island i guess i travel
Had stitches ? yup on my chin
Broken any bones ? only my finger,leg,foot,hand,rib,nose,ear,chin,pants (huh??)
Been stabbed/shot ? ive been cut but i showed that kitten whose boss(jk)
Slept until after 12:00 ? yup it was fun and boringand.....yeah
Stayed up all night ? thats what im doing right now
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? of course i did....'nt thats horrible
Turned down a dare ? nope and thats why im taking this survey in jail
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? ayal,eytan,avi,shula
Is the prettiest ? leah,sara,shula,lior,yalta,hendy,bassy,natalie,other natalie and more
Is the most handsom ? yits,yehuda,ayal,tuvia,eytan,a.j.,avi,issac,meir,baruch.jama
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Is the loudest ? ayal and ariella
Is the craziest ? ayal,tuvia,a.j.,yissi
Is the most shy ? yehuda
Is the most loving ? eytan by far
Is the most understanding ? a.j. and klink
Is the most boring ? none of them they all excite me (not in that way....or maybe a little)
Is the richest ? bassi
Is the most athletic ? tuvia,issac,yits
Is the most cocky ? i dont speak very much good english yes
Is the most wordly/cultured ? chanie
Do you look up to the most ? klinkadink
Do you tell everything to ?
Has the best clothes ? cory
Has the best house ? hendy and the "basement"
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? hellz yeah ive done it with worse
Kiss someone of the same sex ? ummmmm no i mean yes no FINAL answer ;-)
Cheat on someone you love ? nope never would im a one woman man
Run away from home ? its more like a self made vacation
Lie to your parents ? only a white lie not a black one(is there even such a thing??)
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? nope never would im a one woman man (didnt i already say that)
Lie to your best friend ? nope
Give a homeless person money ? whenever i can
Run from the police ? you mean you didnt see me on cops????
Bungee jump ? hellz yeah
Sky dive ? hellz yeah x2
Cross dress ? hellz yeah x3 i mean no actually yeah
Be an exotic dancer ? ummm only for my girlfriend/wife/person thingy
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? yeah my friends
Scuba dive ? id love to
Go rock climbing ? yes i would
Go spulunking (caving) ? of course i am the real batman
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? opposite of michael jackson (white into black,,black into white)
Bologna ? santa clause
Hott ? something thats not cold or warm
Orange ? my room
Real world ? reality tv shows suck
Jack ? mehoff
Cucumber ? salad
Hip-Hop ? good to dance to
Uniform ? girls screaming "i love men in uniform"
UniCORN ! ? horses with horns on their forehead
Rainbow ? beutiful
Clown ? hendy,martin, tuvia,and of course bozo
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