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Jessica

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About Me


I'm originally from Chico, Ca. but I moved to Texas when I was 9. I like living here better than California.(A lot of people think that's crazy but it's true.) Where I live now is by far my most favorite place of all the places I've lived or visited.
I used to work at an animal shelter so I own alot of pets. I wasn't wanting to get anymore pets for a while but my Dad surprised me with a kitten for my birthday so that's one more to add to my already full house.
The job I have now is so much better than the animal shelter because I don't have to bottle feed kittens and foster puppies for 9 months out of the year. But don't get me wrong I love little kittens, most of my cats are ones that I bottle feed it's just hard to let them go once I have getten attached.
My parents are still married and have been for over 26 years. I also have 2 older brothers. Both are in the Air Force. My oldest brother, Keith, is married and his first child was born in October. It's a boy. His name is Aiden lee. I finally got to meet my sister-in-law and nephew. It only took 8 months but it was worth the wait. I have an uncle that I still have never met and I'm 22. My other brother, Lewis, just got married to a friend of ours that we have known for 11 years... In a way you can say he stole my best friend. But I always knew they were going to get married. Congratulations to them both.
I'm the only girl, the youngest, and if your thinking, "No, I'm not spoiled." Well, maybe just a little I'm a daddy's girl. I'm real laid back type of person I just take it one day at a time. I'll see what happens when it happens...

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* MAY = SEXY (This is real close to bring me) Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. An awesome kisser. Sensitive. A very good girlfriend/boyfriend. Amazing Smile. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Suductive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Super sexy. Extremley hot but has brains.
*Blue Eyes
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, sexy or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They long for the touch of another.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be. Always beautiful or drop-dead-gourgeous. Have A very awesome personality, and usual tend to be happy.
J: Is really sweet
E: Is freakin hot
S: Makes people laugh
S: Makes people laugh
I: Has beautiful eyes
C: really sexy
A: easy to fall in love with
How do you live your life?
To the fullest
You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness. You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations. Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot! Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down.
What playing card are you?
You Are the Ace of Diamonds
You are a lucky person, and you always seem to find yourself surrounds by pretty, shiny things. You have a knack for success and money - though your skills can't really be learned or taught. You shine in a room, and you a have a truly sparkling personality. A true extrovert, you always are able to share a witty joke or the latest scandalous gossip. While you do have an eye for bling, you are also quite generous. A lot of wealth and luck comes your way. And you're not afraid to pass it on. A gamble you should take: Sports betting. Your friends would describe you as: Captivating. Your enemies would describe you as: Greedy. If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A trophy wife.
Your Birthdate: May ? (I'm not telling)
You are more than a big ball of energy - you are a big ball of hyper.
You are always on the go, but you don't have a type a personality.
Instead of channeling your energy into work, you instead go for fun and adventure.
Witty and verbal, you can have an interesting conversation with anyone.
Your strength: Your larger than life imagination
Your weakness: You tend to be pretty scattered
Your power color: Lime
Your power symbol: Lightening bolt
Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean? I'm not to sure if this describes me that much. "May"be just a little.
Your Expression Number is 3
A natural performer, your destiny lies in writing, speaking, acting, or teaching.
Imaginative and unique, you have a natural creative talent in the arts.
You're also a natural salesperson. You can easily sell your ideas and yourself.
A total optimist, you are enthusiastic about life and living.
You are friendly and social - and people are taken by your charm.
Your role in life is to inspire, motivate, and raise others' spirits.
At times, you can seem a bit superficial.
Sometimes you're a bit unfocused and too easygoing.
You're best off when you don't dwell on trivial matters, especially gossip. What's Your Expression Number?
THE TOUTH OF THE MASTER'S HAND
'Twas battered and scarred, and the auctioneer thought it scarcely worth his while to spend much time on the old violin, but he held it up with a smile. "What am I bidden, good folks," he cried. "Who'll start the bidding for me? A dollar ~ one dollar!" Then "Two ~ only two? Two dollars, and who'll make it three? Three dollars, once; three dollars, twice; going for three!" But no! from the room, far back, a gray~haired man came forward and picked up the bow. Then, wiping the dust from the old violin, and tightening the loose strings, he played a melody pure and sweet, as a caroling angel sings. The music ceased, and the auctioneer, with a voice that was quiet and low, said, "What am I bid for the old violin?" And he held it up with the bow. "A thousand dollars! And who'll make it two? Two thousand! And who'll make it three? Three thousand, once; three thousand, twice; and going and gone," said he. The people cheered, but some of them cried, "We do not quite understand. What changed its worth?" Swift came the reply, "The touch of a master's hand." And many a man with life out of tune, and battered and scarred with sin, Is auctioned off cheap to a thoughtless crowd, much like the old violin. A mess of potage, a glass of wine, a game, then he travels on. He's going once, and going twice, he's going and almost gone. But the Master comes, and the foolish crowd never can quite understand the worth of a soul and the change that's wrought by the touch of the Master's hand.
What mythical beast are you?
You are a Unicorn
Innocence is still a feature in your heart. Do not let people fill you with evil. Trust in yourself. Your heart never lies.
How do you compare?
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What do your eyes say about you?
Warm Eyes
Your eyes reveal a warm, caring, and loving personality underneath. You are a giving person who holds true compassion and sincerity in your heart. You draw others close to you with your generous nature and sweet way. Others can see a smile in your eyes even if they don't see it on your face. You are genuine, adoring, and even a bit intoxicating.
How do you compare?
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You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 72% Superman 65% Spider-Man 60% The Flash 60% Robin 59% Green Lantern 55% Supergirl 52% Iron Man 40% Catwoman 35% Batman 30% Hulk 30% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
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You Are a Green Crayon
Your world is colored in harmonious, peaceful, natural colors.
While some may associate green with money, you are one of the least materialistic people around.
Comfort is important to you. You like to feel as relaxed as possible - and you try to make others feel at ease.
You're very happy with who you are, and it certainly shows!
Your color wheel opposite is red. Every time you feel grounded, a red person does their best to shake you. What Color Crayon Are You?
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You Are a Golden Blonde
Men see you as flirty and fun, yet deep and thoughtful
You've got all the pizzazz of a blonde...
With the intensity of a brunette How Blonde Are You? Well, since this is the actual color of my hair I think I did pretty good on this quiz.





WE WERE GIVEN TWO HADNS TO HOLD
TWO LEGS TO WALK
TWO EYES TO SEE
TWO EARS TO LISTEN
BUT WHY ONLY ONE HEART?
BECAUSE THE OTHER ONE
WAS GIVEN TO SOMEONE FOR US TO FIND!
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My Interests



You are 80% Taurus
How Taurus Are You?
Your Rising Sign is Taurus
You are the ultimate rock - stable and centered.
People turn to you in crisis and count on you for calm.

Stubborn and strong minded, you can't be pushed around.
You are also tenacious, and you always will stick with something difficult.

A bit fan of nature, you're attracted to the beauty of the outdoors.
And sometimes, you find it easier to relate to animals than people. What's Your Rising Sign?

What animal are you?

Swallow
You are able to communicate your feelings very easily. You highly prize your home and are best of friends with your family. You excel at things you like to do. Swallows are great fliers and have beautiful birdsong.
How do you compare?
Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic I should have known that I would be a bird before I had taken the test. But at least it is a nice looking bird.
You Are Olive Green
You are the most real of all the green shades. You're always true to yourself.
For you, authenticity and honesty are very important... both in others and yourself.
You are grounded and secure. It takes a lot to shake you.
People see you as dependable, probably the most dependable person they know. What Color Green Are You? Olive green is my favoite shade of green. I was suprised that it was my result.

I'd like to meet:

The two real people that I would want to meet if I could, would be Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter(feb'62 - aug'06)and Abraham Lincon. I don't know why but he has always been my favorite president.

What Nintendo Charecter are you?

Link
A hero that stood against the sands of time, you have your own followers that fight fiercely for you.
How do you compare?
Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic Oh, Link is my absolute favorite Nintendo character of all time. The game "The Legend of Zelda a Link to the Past" is my favorite.

You scored as Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it.

Indiana Jones


67%

Lara Croft


63%

Maximus


58%

El Zorro


54%

James Bond, Agent 007


50%

The Amazing Spider-Man


50%

William Wallace


46%

Neo, the "One"


33%

Batman, the Dark Knight


29%

Captain Jack Sparrow


25%

The Terminator


21%
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What kind of friend are you?

Conscience
The voice of reasoning is usually what you tend to be. You are a great friend with lots of good qualities. You can probably be a little old fashion at times, but at least you won't be the one to blame when things go wrong. Can you say, ?I told you so??
How do you compare?
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I took this next test because my mom always calls me Grumpy. I wanted to prove her wrong. Well, I guess I did.

Which of the 7 dwarfs are you?

Doc
You are the smartest in your circle of friends. You're the one everyone goes to when they need advice and you're always willing to help a friend in need. You're direct, supportive, and loving. Bottom line, you're awesome.
How do you compare?
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I may not be like Grumpy but I do like him.

Music:



Country mostly but I can listen to almost anything.

HowManyOfMe.com

There are
11
people with my name
in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?

Movies:

old musicals, horror, animated, thriller, comedy, I'll watch almost anything.

When I was a little girl I would watch "The Little Mermaid" 3 or 4 times a day!!
Some of my favorite movies are Sining in the Rain, Wizard of Oz, Twelve Angry Men, Operation Petticoat, How to Steal a Million, Flight of the Navigator, The Man from Smowy River, Return to Snowy River, Baby BOOM, all 4 Tremors movies, The Last of the Mohicans(I cry every time,) Groundhog Day, Rigoletto, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trilogy, Phantom of the Opera, Piretes of the Caribbean trilogy, Lord of the Rings trilogy, I also like to watch Disney movies(to many to list,)Friday the 13th movies, I'll have to stop here because I have way to many to list, but just know I like to watch movies.


What Disney Princess are you?
Belle
Your nose may be stuck in a book or your feet taking you to places you've never been, but you sure do see the beauty in everything around you. Your not a serious person and you are calm in the face of cruelty or rudeness. You prefer a man you lives up to your expectations and can treat a woman the way she deserves to be treated.
How do you compare?
Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic Beauty and the Beast is one of my favorite Disney movies

Television:

CSI, NCIS, Numb3rs, Lincon Hights, Criminal Minds, Ghost Whisperer, Wildfire, and Chuck. And when ever I get a chance I'll watch Dirty Jobs and Deadliest Catch.
I also like to watch old reruns of M*A*S*H, Quantum Leap, Sabrina the teenage witch, Star Trek(the original, TNG, DS9, and Voyager)
Which 80's cartoon character are you?
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My Little Pony
You are the prettiest of all 80's cartoon characters. You have both inner and outer beauty and love to spend quality time with your friends and family. You have a big heart and are always there to help a friend in need. You're truly beautiful from the inside out.
How do you compare?
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Which classic cartoon character are you?
Tweety Bird
Your clever and spontaneous. You cause people to go insane but you look cute doing it.
How do you compare?
Take this test! | Tests from TestrifficI never liked tweety, BUT its true I do make people go insane!!

Books:

When I was younger I hated to read but now I enjoy it more. I started to read in my spare time. I just finshed reading the Chronicals of Narnia. They were good books well worth the time to read them. I also like to read true ghost stories, and Nancy Drew. Right now I'm reading A Connecticut Yankee in King Aurthur's Court.

Are you an IDIOT?

Pure GENIUS.
Your pretty smart. You care more about your future than being popular. Friends come and go, but your brain's with you forever.
How do you compare?
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Heroes:

All of the men and women that are in the armed forces. They should have great respect from everyone for putting their lives on the line for our freedom.

What one word best describes you?

You are Joyous
Cheerful, Happy, Festive, Positive - Oh my, if YOU walked into a dark room, it's like the sun came up! You can bring a smile to anyones face, and life is good. Keep being happy!
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My Blog

Blonde jokes...

Here are some blonde jokes that I think are very funny. Even though I’m a blonde I think blonde jokes are some of the funnyest.  I hope you enjoy them.     "25 cents"A g...
Posted by Jessica on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:38:00 PST

Twas the Night Before Jesus Came

Twas the night before Jesus came and all through the houseNot a creature was praying, not one in the house.Their Bibles were laying on the shelf without care,In hopes that Jesus would not come th...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:29:00 PST

If you believe God has everything planed then read this. Even if you dont still read it.

I was first given this from a friend in one of the bulletins she posted way back when I first started on myspace. Where she got it I don't know, but I have saved it all this time, I think it has ...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 03:03:00 PST

The Womans guide to Love and a lasting Relationship

1. Find a man who makes you laugh. 2. Find a man who has a good job and can cook.3. Find a man who is honest. 4. Find a man who will pamper you.5. Find a man who is awesome in the bedroom.6. Most of a...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:49:00 PST

What does the price of donuts have to do with Christianity?

There was a certain Professor of Religion, named Dr. Christianson, a studious man who taught at a small college in the western United States. Dr. Christianson taught the required survey course in Chri...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:15:00 PST

Are blondes really dumb?

  A Lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer askes if she would like to play aa fun game.   The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so ...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:14:00 PST