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Mr.Lende

you're never to old to perv Monty Lee

About Me

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."-Deep Thought, Jack Handey I made this layout with help from pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!

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Weekend Warriors LyricsWeekends are for the warriors All those late nights walking through front doors at daybreak Raise all, of the glasses high This one's to all of us sitting around here on Friday night I remember eighteen Hated Mondays And sitting and staring at the clock dying to get away Don't look back And have no regrets We only got two days and time won't wait for usI could't ask for a better place to beThis can't last forever Raise a glass together Doesn't get much better No better than This can't last forever Raise a glass together Doesn't get much better No better than thisI've been to hell and back All the snow storms And the bathroom stalls which you pulled me out of I'll be there Like you've been there My word's my bond Don't stand alone, you can count on meI could't ask for a better place to beThis can't last forever Raise a glass together Doesn't get much better No better than This can't last forever Raise a glass together Doesn't get much better No better than thisWe fight this fight to stay free And never say 'never' If you leave this choice up to me I'll stay young (stay young) foreverThis can't last forever Raise a glass together Doesn't get much better No better than This can't last forever Raise a glass together Doesn't get much better No better than thisThis can't last forever Raise a glass together Doesn't get much better No better than This can't last forever Raise a glass together Doesn't get much better No better than thisThis can't last forever Raise a glass together Doesn't get much better No better than This can't last forever Raise a glass together Doesn't get much better No better than thisWeekends are for the warriors
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: russell
Birthday: 9-14-87
Birthplace: somewhere in oregon lol
Current Location: vernonia
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white
The Shoes You Wore Today: adidas
Your Weakness: having food when im bored lol
Your Fears: you
Your Perfect Pizza: meat lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: graduate
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: arms
Your Bedtime: 6 pm
Your Most Missed Memory: last year with the guys
Pepsi or Coke: both when mixed properly
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: when i drink
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: depends
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: yeah to party
Do you want to get Married: some day
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: when i drink
Do you think you are Attractive: not really
Are you a Health Freak: yeah
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: no they scare me lol
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yeah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: what do u think
Ever been called a Tease: dont recall
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: maybe
How do you want to Die: coming and going....think about it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: baseball player
What country would you most like to Visit: australia ofcourse mate
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: 5'7
Weight: any
Best Clothing Style: preppy/sport
Number of Drugs I have taken: ran out of fingers lol j/k
Number of CDs I own: not a clue
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2

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My Blog

greatest song on earth

Back where i was raised the clock ticked and the cows graised, time passed with amazing grace, back where i come from. You could lay on a river bank, paint your name on a water tank, miss count all th...
Posted by Mr.Lende on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 02:01:00 PST

realize

ive started to realize how much this town sucks........i think that im going to go to sleep....wake me up when i can get out of this fuck hole
Posted by Mr.Lende on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 07:59:00 PST