----Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction. ----Don't squat with your spurs on. ----Don't judge people by their relatives. ----Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town. ----When you lose, don't lose the lesson. ----Talk slowly, think quickly. ----Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. ----Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. ----Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none. ----Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. ----It's better to be a has-been that a never-was. ----The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. ----If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. ----If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't. ----It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. ----Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got. ----The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning. ----Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. ----If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. ----Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. ----Always drink upstream from the herd. ----Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'. ----Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' himdo it are two entirely different propositions. ----If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya. ----Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. ----When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. ----When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else. ----Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back. ----Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was. ----The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket. ----You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.(Character shows up best when tested.) ----Never miss a good chance to shut up. ----If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn't it follow that cowboys would be deranged? ----There never was a horse that couldn't be rode; Never was a cowboy who couldn't be throwed.
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