Anyone with a sense of humor. If you don't got it then do the world a favor and go play in oncoming highway traffic and not waste my time.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alan Zamora
Birthday: August 5, 1983
Birthplace: supposedly Laredo, TX
Current Location: San Antonio, TX
Eye Color: Brown?
Hair Color: Black
Height: a Fathom
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: supposedly Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Airwalks
Your Weakness: pianos
Your Fears: myself, being alone in total darkness, and lumberjack zombies (think about it)
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, mushrooms, chedder & montery jack cheese, bacon, beef, chicken fajita, coconut shrimp, sweet corn, KFC brown gravy, hash browns with stuffed crust.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: be serious for more then 2 minutes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck...
Your Best Physical Feature: lol
Your Bedtime: not sure, I just pass out sometimes
Your Most Missed Memory: my memory is off these days
Pepsi or Coke: RC cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack in the Box
Single or Group Dates: lol
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona sweet tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: fuck caffeine
Do you Smoke: fuck nicotine
Do you Swear: take a guess
Do you Sing: when it's unappropriate
Do you Shower Daily: sure do
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: fuck college
Do you want to get Married: lol
Do you belive in yourself: yes, but I also believe in the Easter Bunny so...
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: in a retardedly adorable way i guess so but not really
Are you a Health Freak: not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: yea, crazy mexicans
Do you like Thunderstorms: they aight
Do you play an Instrument: i used to be able to play the trumpet, as well as the recorder but anyone who went to an american public school as a small child played the recorder, cept the sped's they played the triangle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh, just a little
In the past month have you Smoked: go up 16 queries
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i'd pass a piss test
In the past month have you gone on a Date: lol
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ....wait.... ok, yes I did
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not a fan
In the past month have you been on Stage: wtf does that mean
In the past month have you been Dumped: no lol
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: lol
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: of course
Ever been Drunk: 99.9% sure I have been
Ever been called a Tease: lol
Ever been Beaten up: nope, but prolly got it coming
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: not in any boring manner and hopefully not by lumberjack zombies
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: dead
What country would you most like to Visit: eygpt and atlantis
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