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A!an

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About Me

Sup, I'm Alan, nice to meet you. Did 6 years in the U.S. Navy, had some great times but decided to get out. Now I'm back in Texas trying to do that life thing. I won't say I'm a good person but I won't say I'm not. I say some off the wall shit, laugh at akward times, poke fun at people's failures, make odd faces, quote media and often shake my head in disgust towards society but more or less it comes off as funny. So if you like cheap humor hang around a bit, you may enjoy my company. Word.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a sense of humor. If you don't got it then do the world a favor and go play in oncoming highway traffic and not waste my time.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alan Zamora
Birthday: August 5, 1983
Birthplace: supposedly Laredo, TX
Current Location: San Antonio, TX
Eye Color: Brown?
Hair Color: Black
Height: a Fathom
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: supposedly Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Airwalks
Your Weakness: pianos
Your Fears: myself, being alone in total darkness, and lumberjack zombies (think about it)
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, mushrooms, chedder & montery jack cheese, bacon, beef, chicken fajita, coconut shrimp, sweet corn, KFC brown gravy, hash browns with stuffed crust.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: be serious for more then 2 minutes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck...
Your Best Physical Feature: lol
Your Bedtime: not sure, I just pass out sometimes
Your Most Missed Memory: my memory is off these days
Pepsi or Coke: RC cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack in the Box
Single or Group Dates: lol
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona sweet tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: fuck caffeine
Do you Smoke: fuck nicotine
Do you Swear: take a guess
Do you Sing: when it's unappropriate
Do you Shower Daily: sure do
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: fuck college
Do you want to get Married: lol
Do you belive in yourself: yes, but I also believe in the Easter Bunny so...
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: in a retardedly adorable way i guess so but not really
Are you a Health Freak: not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: yea, crazy mexicans
Do you like Thunderstorms: they aight
Do you play an Instrument: i used to be able to play the trumpet, as well as the recorder but anyone who went to an american public school as a small child played the recorder, cept the sped's they played the triangle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh, just a little
In the past month have you Smoked: go up 16 queries
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i'd pass a piss test
In the past month have you gone on a Date: lol
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ....wait.... ok, yes I did
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not a fan
In the past month have you been on Stage: wtf does that mean
In the past month have you been Dumped: no lol
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: lol
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: of course
Ever been Drunk: 99.9% sure I have been
Ever been called a Tease: lol
Ever been Beaten up: nope, but prolly got it coming
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: not in any boring manner and hopefully not by lumberjack zombies
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: dead
What country would you most like to Visit: eygpt and atlantis
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BOB BARKER FOR PREZ

 So I saw something that actually caught my eye on the news today, which might I add is impressive because I usually don't care for the toilet of the earth that is "the media." No zombie apo...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 00:34:00 GMT

Love in the 80's

I was working part time in a five and dime. My boss was Mr. Magee. He was six foot four and full of muscles and walked like an Egyptian, but I was happy to be stuck with him. One manic Monday, while I...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 23:28:00 GMT

Feel free to call me stupid

I've said this before, but just wanted to say it again. I named my penis, it's Maximillion Rockefeller.
Posted by on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 22:53:00 GMT