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About Me

HAI! I'm Maggie.
I'm pretty weird
theres a really nice girl at my work
and everybody thinks she's cool and she
never does anything mean to anyone
and today i thought to myself,
i wonder what everyone would do if i hit
her with a glass bottle?
I don't know where these thoughts come from!!
get outta my headddd
and theres this other time I made myself laugh
because I thought of two people standing in an
elevator and one person turns to other and whispers
"I hate yew"hahahaa It still makes me laugh. I dont know why.
My little sister's name is grace. I like to call her
many things.... mainly dipshit and dumbass
but we know deep down inside, her eternal name
is Squirrel.
i hate squirrels. They always steal my numinas
(conversation with impressionable 9 year old
child... this really happened)
Child: Maggie... what is numinas?
Maggie: It is what everyone wants.
Child: But... but what does everyone want?
Maggie: Why child, everyone wants numinas.
Child: But what is numinas?
Maggie: What everyone wants...
(continues on... child becomes fearful and confused.)
The end?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the ultimate urban legend
storyteller and I would like to learn all the stories
that people never hear but are freaking scary.
Then I would kill the urban legend man
so I may be the Storyteller for all eternity.

Also, I would like to die young and then at
my funeral come alive again and scare
everybody. I would be the most amazing
person who ever lived.

My Blog

mass text starts philosophical riot

I sent out a mass text today with a simple question that I didn't think people would take seriously (nor did I intend for it to be taken seriously). Apparently, I touched on a really important issue i...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:37:00 GMT

it's so sad.

i hate to see when a good couple breaks up and the aftermath. i sometimes feel very lucky that I do not have to worry about another person loving meexcept my friends (who never make me worry)and i am ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:32:00 GMT

I Should Be Studying: A Lament by Margaret Constantine Waggoner

Right now I am sitting with a book to my leftbut I am not reading it.I probably should be reading it.But I am dancing to electroand blogging!... which I never do unless I am bored. Which I am. I do no...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:10:00 GMT

Gina's Wedding: A Complaint by Margaret Constantine Waggoner

this is a blog for ginerso if you don't understand it there's a reason. unless by you, i mean gina, and then by gina i mean that this blog is for Youuuuuok, so basically you suck for getting marriedbu...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:35:00 GMT

Why I Like Electro by Margaret Constantine Waggoner

The reason why I like electro is because it is very good. When I listen to electro I like it.When I get home from school the first thing I say is,"Mom. Get out the fucking pb & j. It's electro tim...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 11:47:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities - Collage - Morph
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:30:00 GMT