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About Me

Me: Dude. I have been sporadically taking naps on EVERYTHING since I've gotten home.
SP: Okay children, today I'll be reading you: Mirai Sporadically takes Naps On Everything Since She's Gotten Home. "This is Mirai. Mirai is sleepy. Mirai is home. Look! Mirai's sleeping on the window sill! What a wacky Mirai, she is. She's not a cat. Oh my! There she is sleeping on the stove! Dear Mirai, you are not pot roast! The end"
Me: That just warms my heart. In like 3 different languages.
"And for the record, Nancy's voice sounds NOTHING like it did in the movie. If it actually did, I don't think she would've made it to the ripe old age of...19. But it's actually kinda quiet and sometimes it sounds like she's trying to put on a British accent at the end of certain words...And she's of course a lot prettier. And she seems really...sad. But she still really looks like a sheep. The saddest, most gorgeous sheep prostitute groupie in the flock." -My youtube-based opinion of the real Nancy Spungen.

So...anyway...
"FUN" OPINIONS FROM, ABOUT AND BY THIS MIRAI
* Firstly, I REALLY don't belong in "The Internet Generation." Lots of reasons for this, not just the internet, but most of my cynical-ness has roots with chat speak, fat 40-year-old men who live in their mom's basement, sitting in a spinny chair and eating bugles all day, and THIS WEBSITE.
* Um, methinks I'm sort of hypocritical, though.
* I HATE MY CONTACT LENSES but I choose to wear them anyway.
* No, sugar, I'm not a (insert hardcore stereotype here.)
* Yes, I realize I'm still not "original." C'mon, I have manic panic in my hair, doc martens on my feet and what's left in the middle was mostly stolen from Courtney Love.
* On THAT note, I love how everyone else thinks they're so hip and trendy and original by wearing 80's fashion, but little do you know that I'm already one step ahead, stealing my fashion from the 90's.
* If I like a song enough, I can listen to it repeatedly for hours straight without going insane.
* I have an electric guitar, a huge-ass amp, a portable amp, a slew of guitar picks and 3 distortion pedals. Unfortunately, what I do not have in my possesion is musical talent.
* I would never be able to live with myself if I ran over a squirrel.
* Or a deer.
* I actually hate most really expensive jewelry, and the only really constant piece of "jewelry" that I've kept on me is my safety-scissors-necklace.
* Wouldn't it be cool if my name was Gingerbread Washington?
* Ummmmmmmmmmmm...
* I got to see CBGB's BEFORE I DIED and BEFORE IT CLOSED. Kinda. On the last day it was open, actually. That's at least 2 punk rawkical points right there,
* All the CD's I want are not available in any normal music store and costs $110 on ebay.
* I don't have $110, but I have a knack for finding and collecting the coins that you retards drop on the floor. Eventually that should add up.
* One day I hope to write a profile that doesn't take FOREVER to read.

Remember: You are only half of what you are on Myspace. Think about that.
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-Mirai A.K.A.
YOU ARE THE LOVECHILD OF COURTNEY LOVE AND JOHNNY
THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC!
Which Celebrity Lovechild Are You?
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Well that probably explains a lot...
..This profile was totally not edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
Contact Box Generated from MySpace Layouts

My Interests

Stripey Tights, unicorns, photobooths, sweet potato fries, 3:00 am, eyes, meowing incessantly, Barbie doll mutilation, SAFETY SCISSORS, sparkles, 11:11 wishes, bleach, tiaras and ribbons, Old School Nickelodeon, listening to music LOUD LOUD LOUD, Rock Stars, distortion pedals, concerts and OMG PUNK RAWK shows, owning CD's, riot grrrl and contradictory groupie-ness, lyrics, music in general, curling hair, straightening hair, sexual tension, clothes from dead grandmothers, thrift stores, stars, hearts, the work of Jhonen Vasquez, the life of Courtney Love, cakes for pretty girls, UNICROOOOOONNNN!!1!1!11one!, the City, reminiscing, disorganized organized writing, sarcasm, irony, sharpies, Hello Kitty, Jay and Silent Bob (Red Bank pride, yo), colored duct tape, listing the original 150 pokemon by memory with sometimes Mew, trains, obsession and mindless self indulgence.

I'd like to meet:

..Well, I already have THAT, so I don't really need to know much else, but let's see...Yoko Ono, Betsey Johnson, Pamela Des Barres, Satan, one day I'd like to have an encounter with Jimmy Urine that doesn't involve my friends and I shouting things at him while he walks away in slow motion...
Oh, we're talking about people on myspace?
...not-pedophiles.
Thanks.

Music:

Hole, Nirvana, Jack off Jill, Nine Inch Nails, Kittie, Babes In Toyland, L7, No Doubt, The Cure, Siousxie and the Banshees, The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, Alice Cooper, The Donnas/The Electrocutes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Alice in Chains, Bif Naked, Foo Fighters, The Sex Pistols, Garbage, The Killers, Soundgarden, Blondie, Dresden Dolls, Courtney Love, Beck, The Offspring, Marilyn Manson, David Bowie, Mindless Self Indulgence, Bikini Kill, Bratmobile, Billy Idol, Dir En Grey, Daisy Chainsaw, Reel Big Fish, Queen Adreena, The Misfits, The White Stripes, Aerosmith, Suicide City (ooooooh boy, I'm sure you've all heard me talk about that band before...) The Ramones, Black Sabbath, Prince, Ashes Are Nutricious, The Distillers, Biohazard, Scarling, Divinyls, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, My Ruin, Patti Smith, The Smithereens, The Cardigans, Lunachicks, Joy Division, Dead Kennedys, Snake River Conspiracy, Bratmobile, Morningwood, probably more...

Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Nightmare Before Christmas, Heathers, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Austin Powers 1-3, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Hot Chick, The Breakfast Club, Pirates of the Carribean, Mean Girls, Sleepy Hollow, Star Wars (the old ones), The Matrix, Seed of Chucky, La Vita Bella, Gypsy 83, But I'm A Cheerleader, Saw I and II, The Wedding Singer, Girl Interrupted, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Bram Stokers Dracula, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, School of Rock, Ghost World, Clueless, The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour, Elmo in Grouchland, Sixteen Candles, Cruel Intentions, 40-year-old Virgin, Superstar, Rock 'N Roll Highschool, Interview With A Vampire, Kamikaze Girls, Almost Famous, Sid and Nancy, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, When A Stranger Calls (the remake. BEST. COMEDY. EVER.)

Television:

Invader Zim, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, South Park, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Daria, Beavis and Butthead, Family Guy, I Love the 70's/80's/90's, Sailor Moon, Chobits, The Angry Beavers, Saturday Night Live, Ren and Stimpy, Hogan Knows Best, Mad TV

Books:

Gingerbread, Shrimp, Define Normal, Star, The Vampire Encyclopedia, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Sweetblood, Sabriel, I Know What You Did Last Summer, aaaaaand...well, those are just the books I would willingly admit without getting beat up. Recently I've been more drawn to...well...comics. ^_^;; Sooooo...
Comics I heart-
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, I Feel Sick, Squee!, Fillerbunny, Lenore, The Addams Family, Dawn, Oh My Goth!, Sailor Moon, Chobits, Tank Girl, The Sandman, Princess Ai, and Serenity Rose.
I'm totally not a loser. Not at all. ^_^;;

Heroes:

The Creature What Came from the Locker.

JHONEN VASQUEZ! If you want to thank/blame ANYONE on how I turned out, blame him. He's a creative genius, I swear. Also, if I met him, I'm almost positive he would throw me out of the window of an 18 story building! ^_^ Who doesn't want an idol like that!

Miss Havisham from "Great Expectations" because- YES I ACTUALLY LIKED THAT BOOK- Sonia said I'm going to end up exactly like her one day.

My Blog

OMG123ABC, A SURVEY! Fill it out, and I shall literally love you forever. ^-^;;

WOW! I stole this from Zoo *nod, nod* Fill it out...um...pretty please? I'll give you a cookie. ^-^ 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. ...
Posted by Mirai Is Blonde on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 02:52:00 PST