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There is this guy that for years he has developed and trained the ways of dorkdom. He was determined to be unlike any other and succeeded in a way that no one could explain his ways or thoughts... even now.
This profile is about the life, ideas, quotes, philosophy, determination and punfully cheesy [yet witty] personality of a man named Justin Church. This punny individual grew up in the punitentiary because of his aweful jokes. [Yes, I did just say "aweful" instead of "awful"... and there is a reason. His jokes make you stand in awe. Win!]
Justin grew up in a small town right outside of St. Louis, MO called St. Charles, or by the natives "St. Chuck." He was a strapping young lad, we don't know what happened to him. I know this story oh so well. Why, you ask? Because it is my story.
"Stop the world... I wanna get on!"
He came into being in August of 1982 and this is all you need to know to see he was so made in the 80s! Justin was dorky before being a dork was a thing to be proud of. But he was proud... oh so very proud.
Though many still question him this today. Justin has lived life as a rather substantiating child. His boyish good looks, bad grammar, witty sense of... something and the ability to look beyond himself has brought him to a place that no man thought you could boldly go... But Justin made it possible. He made it so possible, that he took the word impossible and made it 'I'm possible.' <[i>What? Are you surprised I have something profound there? Let's just call it a taste of things not so dorky!]
So now that you know everything about me, you can now go freely and learn the ways of dorkdom... *cue scary music* Okay, so I haven’t told you everything about me, and in all reality, I haven’t told you nothing about me that you could care about. [Yes, I did just say 'told you nothing', instead of 'told you anything'. Does this bother you? *dorky grin*]
So I ask, why do you continue to sit here and read me babble on aimlessly about absolutely nothing when you could be more productive and read you some blog. Don't forget to read my blogs! There you can read more unnecessary things that prove just how unproductive you like to be, reading useless information; proving to all that dorkiness IS something worth wasting life away. Though every once in a great yonder, there is a blog that just could save your life! Have I ever told you you're so darn good looking? Now, go... enjoy. Please do. *insert smiley*
Don't forget to check out my other links on the top of the page. [Don't worry, the home page WILL get you back to your home page on myspace!] The links will bring you to pages I feel are worthy enough to be on the top of my profile. Some that I run, others that I just love. Not to mention to become my friend or e-mail me, there are links for that too. *insert even bigger dorky grin here* I do encourage you to add me as a friend, and e-mail me.
Some Facts About This Lad:
Some people think I am a fantasy character...
I think this might explain many things!
1*My name is Justin, but feel free to call me Justin, please do.
2*Need a hair cut? I can cut hair. I charge $7 bucks [plus traveling expenses if applicable]. [I'm serious, I've given somewhere around 50 hair cuts!]
3*Welcome to my site!
4*I love meeting new people.
5*I am organized [in a mess of randomness].
6*I am a musician.
7*Look me up on my music profile, 519 . Check out the profile and add me, I don't suck! Not only do I not suck, but it would make my heart happy if you did. *insert goofy smile* [refer to pic at the very top left corner of profile]
8*I like sentence fragments.
9*I can clean carpets [apparently] better than Stanly Steamer [hey, this is what 2 of my customers have told me!] $0.15 per sq. ft. [$1 per stair]; min. $75 bucks. Cash or business checks only [sorry I can't yet take credit, and no personal checks]
10*I am a Christian, but I don't like religion--in fact I think it sucks! I do follow my Lord and Savior--Jesus Christ... something called faith.
11*My favorite word used to be rad; but now I think it has become radtastic.
12*I have acid reflux... so don't punch me in the stomach unless you want stomach acid all over you.
13*I make up words, but I believe you know what I mean. [if you don't, just ask... I will gladly try to interpret.]
14*I like wearing aviator sunglasses, I now own 3 pair. [and counting...]
15*This space for rent. $14.95 plus shipping per year.
16*Penguins are my favorite animal, though chinchillas are a close second.
17*I have my moments and usage of BIG words, so excuse me while I eradicate the expense of the measure.
18*I'm a communicator, not an englilish major!
19*I would love to get to know you. No, really. I would love to get to know you. [add me as a friend and send me an e-mail.]
20*I read Calvin & Hobbs comics all the time... I sometimes wonder if THIS is why I have such a deranged outlook on life? hmmm...
That's about it I guess; if you want to know more then friend me [but know you must e-mail me if you want to know more--the mystery is beckoning you to talk with me, isn't it? ...isn't it?
QUOTABLE justin:
"In the eyes of the unseen, desperate hearts are willing to believe."
"This is a place where the controversial becomes common to all man kind."
"Don't speak to God being 'holy', speak to God being honest. You can show reverence better by being honest than being holy; remember--God already knows what you have to say!"
"In a world without light, a candle can blind."
"Love me, hate me--I am who I be.
Mold me, shape me--out of these chains I am free.
Treat me, dis me--forever I remain... dorky!"
"I didn't choose to love. Love wasn't part of the equation; love was the equation. And just as we love God because God first loved us - God being love - love already existed. I just choose to discover and accept it."
"That's so radtastic!"
"This is the power... the power of all things dork!"
"Never feed your hand to a pack of rabid wolves... in fact, never feed your hand to anyone. Ever."
"Woah! Is that dorkalishious or what?!??!?"
"Some days just aren't worth gnawing through your arm for freedom. I'd rather just get out of bed to start my day."
"who we are is not defined by what we do!"
"If life sucks... clean a carpet, don't destroy a city!"
"While going through the storms of life, make sure you are not holding onto a huge metal rod, because it might make matters worse."
"The new invention was fabricated to the prolixity of it's name. Thus informing us all that it was nothing it was created to be."
"It’s the people that put me on a pedestal that get mad at me when I fall… I’m only human, after all."