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Amba

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

First and foremost: I need a second job!! I need something on weekends, so if anyone knows of anything, please let me know! On with the pro:

Me (hopefully sooner than later):
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
What I admit: Honest. Different. Talkative. Weird. Stupid. Interesting. Sarcastic. Caring. Unstable. Used. Mature. Worn. Good. Hopeful. Insatiable. Morbid. Gullible. Insomniac. Generous. Bad. Intelligent. Crazy. Lonely. Loyal. Trusting. Analytical. Nerd. Friend. Kid. Jaded. Romantic. Confused. Garbage Mouth. Miscellaneous Heathen.

What Others Have Said: Supercalifragilisticexpiali-fuckin-docious. Sane. There. Kinky. Cute. Special. Sexy. Extremely Intelligent. Beautiful. Jerk. Weird. Fucked. Amazing. Stupid. Annoying. Delectable. Driven. Chatter Box. Guardian Angel. Talented. Hero. Prude. Laidback. Patient. Teacher. Cool. Nice. Fun. Sweet. Jaded. Awesome. Fuckin' hilarious. Softie. Force of Nature. Bitch. Wonderful. Spunky. Intruiging. Dangerous. Stern. Carefree. Knowledgable. Good. Gifted. Illogical. Silly. Confusing. Ignorant. Warm. Anal. Mean. Open-minded. Drama Queen. Persistent. Slut. Dork. Surprising. Dirty. Heartbreaker. Super. Unique. Ticking Time Bomb. Unobtainable. Self-centered. Hateful. Hostile. Hot. Soft. Pleasant Drunk. Big Tease. Sucker.

I lack tact.


My new favorite lines from a song I've never heard:
I give advice that I don't follow
Cause it's twice as hard to swallow
When you know precisely what the pill is made of
Take the pill. Swallow it.
Completely unrelated to the above lines:
Back AlleyBrawlin Blues!
I edited my profile with I Don't Care Enough V3.6 !

My Interests

Reading, Writing, Movies, Music, Things That Keep Me From Being Bored, Talking, Driving Aimlessly In The Dark, Goats, Photography, New Software, Edvard Munch, Sunrises, Science, Red Blurry Hour, People, Military, My Zoo, Law Enforcement, Foreign Accents, Humor, Robin Williams, Billiards, Frogs, Tiny Martini Bars, Freaking Out, Making People Laugh, Rum, My Nephew's Little League/Soccer Games (When In Season), Myriad Other Things....

I'd like to meet:

I really wanna hang out with that guy from How to Deal. And the chick from Freaky Friday. And I dunno why, but ever since I was little I always wanted to be best friends with Tom Cruise. When I was bored in class I would hope, in vain, that he would drive up in his limo (with the license plate that said "TOP GUN") and pull me outta class and take me somewhere interesting. Or for ice cream. Either way is good.

Seriously: One former member of The Goons Army , if I'm ever lucky enough for him to grace my path again. Michael J. Fox. Houdini. Tony Kushner. My Father.

As far as this site goes, just make me laugh. Which means if you TyPe LiKe tHiS or find it amusing to be generally irritating to everyone around you, I'll pass. If you read (I mean books...without pictures), or if you're bored off your ass, try me. I'm also in need of a lonely person with numerous assests and a weak but generous heart... =P

Music:

Country, Alternative, Rock, Pop, Punk, Disney, Hawaii'an, Swing, Japanese (I love the koto), Easy Listening (that's where Sinatra and Ray Charles live, right?), Blues......if I name actual artists I'll be here forever and so will you if you read it.

I like supporting good local bands, and friends in bands. Small concerts are fun. Frankie's band ( Roachklip ) plays stuff with drums and trumpets with a ska/punk/reggae twist..sometimes...It really doesn't fit any one place; just go listen 'cause he has clips up there. Roachklip released an album a bit ago, so check that out. :) And Chris' band ( Big Papa & the TCB ) plays blues that I absolutely love. And they'll release an album soon, but you should definitely see them before that. Honestly, I'd support them even if I didn't have a special fondness for certain members. Also be sure to check out Hobo Jazz , because they sound good and are a helluva lot of fun to see live. Aimee Allen rocks! When she comes out with her album, she'll take over the whole damn world. Devil Doll has a great voice - something like molasses; sweet and heavy - with an interesting mix of styles that actually sound good together. Yes, I pimp out bands/artists I like! :)

Movies:

Dream for an Insomniac, 50 First Dates, Defending Your Life, The Birdcage, Sleeping Beauty, American Beauty, Under the Tuscan Sun, Angels in America (play turned HBO film), Garden State, The Sword in the Stone, How to Deal, Spaceballs, Howard the Duck, Dogma, Mr. Destiny, Anything with John Cusack, Anything by Spielburg, Anything with Robin Williams, A Walk in the Clouds, Eternal Sunshine in a Spotless Mind, A Walk to Remember, The Chipmunk Adventure, Pirates of the Caribbean. Some Girl....a million more. I love cartoons and I have a special fondness for B-rated movies. I think I own more B-rated movies than...um...A..rated...movies? :)

Television:

Fairly Odd Parents, Teen Titans, The Family Guy, The Critic, The Simpsons, Gilmore Girls, Friends, People's Court, [adult swim], Made, CSI, Spike, The West Wing, Law & Order...Mostly cartoons, crime dramas, court TV, and cheesy shows on the WB. I'm home and we have no cable, so I don't watch most of the stuff I like...I'm finding myself less and less interested in TV these days. But I've been told I should watch the news to know what's going on in the world around me...I'm still deciding whether or not that's a good thing.

Books:

TONY KUSHNER is fucking awesome! Much of Edgar Allen Poe, Winter Moon, Desperation, Needful Things, The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank, The Reluctant Dragon, The Green Mile, Crow Lake, Misfits, Coloring Books, If Life is a Bowl of Cherries What Am I Doing in the Pits?, The Gates of the Forest, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Boy Who Reversed Himself, The Giver, 1984, Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451, Hypochondriac's Handbook (with a washable cover), The Curious Incident with the Dog in the Nighttime, The Chronicles of Narnia. Right now I'm reading "Silence" by Shusaku Endo, a translated novel about a small section of the history of Christianity in Japan, arguably based on fact. I'm fairly picky about my fiction, even the kid's books. I don't read non-fiction, but I write it. And I'm very picky about poetry; it's a subjective art.

Heroes:

My mom, Danny Lee, Joshua Michael Rowe, Frankie, Scott, and Ryan. Military, law enforcement, fire fighters, and anyone who puts their own skin on the line for someone else. Anyone who doesn't give in or up; who not only survive, but thrive when the odds are against them. And Robin Williams. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr. And yes, I have actual reasons for everyone on this list. BUT Chris said I'm HIS hero, so yay me. :)

My Blog

Revision in the text!

I need but cannot actually have: ~ a place to live.  Reality sucks ass. I need and can't seem to find: ~ a hacker.  I hate Verizon with a passion that burns with the light of a thousand sun...
Posted by Amba on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:13:00 PST

I’m needy, too.

I need some stuff/people.  If anyone who reads this happens to know of anything that would help, I'd appreciate it.  I am currently seaching for the following: ~ a place to live.  Must...
Posted by Amba on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:41:00 PST

I feel insecure....

So my computer crashed (I think it's a virus...that thing where you try to start it and it wants you to hit ctl+alt+del and it wipes your drive clean...yeah).  My mom's computer doesn't have docu...
Posted by Amba on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:37:00 PST

Advertising at it’s best!

You know those ads they have at the top of the blog page?  There are four links in a row with a little blurb under them....This is what was on mine just a minute ago: "LOSE YOUR GUILT TODAY" Adv...
Posted by Amba on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:33:00 PST

Halloween!

This is gonna be quick, cause I gotta go be a pussy cat.... Went to my faux-brother's house and helped my faux-sister hand out candy to the cutest fricken kids.  Then my faux-brother came back w...
Posted by Amba on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 07:47:00 PST

California’s burning, burning...

My Darling Friends,So far, so good, for us.  We're on the other side of that mountain behind Camp Pendelton, so if the wind goes West, we're okay.  If it climbs that mountain...I've decided ...
Posted by Amba on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:03:00 PST

The Brink

I don't know what's wrong with this site, or why it pops up with so many random bugs that constantly need fixing.  It always says I have 4 unread emails; nothing is labeled that way.  It say...
Posted by Amba on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:44:00 PST

There...I was online.

Happy now?
Posted by Amba on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:43:00 PST

Quick Question

Why do people choose misery?Why do they say "I really hated [enter activity here]...I think I'll do it again!"  If you know the consequences of your actions make you miserable, why repeat them?&n...
Posted by Amba on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 09:40:00 PST

It's the end of the world as we know it.

Big fat changes - at work, at home.  Not a bad thing.  Actually, mostly good things.  But you know how change works...it's kind of emotionally exhausting.  Still, I'm excited! ...
Posted by Amba on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:24:00 PST