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ImTheGirlYou'reMomWouldPayYouToNOTMarry

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About Me

Her name is Leanna ♦ 18 years YOUNG
♦ I'm trying to start some online classes for writing - biology just isn't gonna work.
♦ I'm the loser that never graduated highschool - but I'm working on my GED
♦ I'm also the loser looking for a job.
♦ Music makes my world go round. I cant do ANYTHING without music.
♦ I'm about as random as people come
♦ It just makes me who I am
♦ It's taken me months to update this shit.
♦ I'm sick of "falling" for losers.
♦ I honestly don't believe in love. No matter what anyone says to me - I wont believe in it until someone shows me that it exists in REAL life
♦ Life has been one shitbad after another for me- but I figure I'll just take the shit now so I can live the rest of my life FREEE
♦ I am no longer religious.
♦ If at first you dont succeed - fuck it and move on.
♦ I live my life the way I want to.
♦ I dont like rules and live to break those already set by the retards who think they're smart
♦ I dont tolerate bullshit.
♦ I cook - when I feel like it.
♦ Otherwise - theres ramen in the pantry or you can cook your own damn meal
♦ I would dance in the rain naked if I couldnt get arrested for indecent exposure
♦ I dont like being called 'unique'. Unique is for everybody who doesnt know who the fuck they are. I AM ME
♦ Everyone is entitled to their own opinion - doesnt mean I'm wrong; it just means you point out shit I don't care about
♦ My friends have been more of a family to me than my real "family" has ever been
♦ I like to watch huge thunderstorms with chickenshits just to laugh at their reactions to loud noises
♦ I respect those who respect me
♦ 99.999999999999999999999% of men in this world wouldnt know thier ass from a hole in the ground - let alone whats good for them.
♦ Fuck with my friends - you get fucked over 10 times as bad. - BY A CHICK
♦ I wanna truck.
♦ I am a fucking crazy driver. Ask my friends - theyll attest to that point.
♦ If you've read this far - you are either bored shitless or your trying to get to know me.
♦ You shouldn't go by a profile to know someone better.
♦ For all you know I could be a 50 year old balding rapist with a beer gut that makes me look 3 years pregnant.
♦ I make mistakes- and those of you who say you make them and learn from everyone - you fucking lie.
♦ Everyone in this world has made the same mistake twice. I garuntee it. Sometimes more. Depends on your IQ
♦ I am independant. Dont smother me or you will choke on my awesomeness
♦ No, I'm not usually this cocky. I'm just in an odd mood.
♦ I have two cats.
♦ I want a dog.
♦ Cats are fucking lazy
♦ Though nothing competes in laziness with me
♦ I actually cleaned my room a while back...
♦ It's pretty much dirty again.
♦ I would give up your left testicle/breast to be able to make it in the writing world
♦ I'm creative and can come up with the wierdest shit to solve a problem. though its usually not the right or easy way.
♦ My life is an amusement park ride. Sometimes its scary as hell, and sometimes with me; you will live like never before.
♦ I ALWAYS have gum in my purse
♦ I carry too much shit in my purse.
♦ Call me 'bitch'; call me 'whore' but you're the one whos gonna be begging at my door
♦ Most days I dont know my lefts and rights
♦ I get lost. and THEN it becomes a fuckin funny night.
♦ nothing like panicking because your lost in West Sac with no cell service and barely any gas left...
♦ Trust is only given when earned.
♦ And I can tell you now; earning it is no easy road
♦ Hero's are for pussies who dont know where the fuck their gonna leave their mark in life.
♦ Don't piss me off. Especially on a BAD DAY.
♦ You will KNOW when I'm having a bad day...
♦ I spend alot of time in the hospital and ER
♦ That just makes me appreciate everyday life that much more
♦ You dont wanna meet my bad side. My bad side is even more a bitch than I am when I have to wake up before 11 AM to actually go somewhere and do something
♦ Lifes a bitch. Then you die. Live like theres no tomorrow and yesterday's mistakes are forgotten
♦ I hate it when people say they have no regrets. THAT is a lie. You have to have a REALLY shitty memory to not remember at least ONE REALLY STUPID thing you did to fuck things up.
♦ Shes got so much to say, but not enough patience to do it all now.
♥ Leanna MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Music
Guys
music
Shopping
Oh and did I mention music?
40 Things Rarely Asked 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? no 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? i cant. ill stop breathing 3. When's the last time you've been sledding? ohh, a while ago.. it was probably two or three years ago 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? depends on who that someone else is 5. Do you believe in ghosts? not really 6. Do you consider yourself creative? suuuuure 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? i dont really careee 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? neither. 9. Do you stay friends with your ex's? sometimes.depends on how the relationship ended. and who did what to end it 10. Do you know how to play poker? chyea. damn good at it, too. 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? more like 4 days straight.12. What's your favorite commercial? where the guy is on the phone with the surgeon and the guy asks "shouldnt you be doing this?" while hes holding a knife, sitting at his kitchen table and has a 6pack of beer in front of him and then the surgeon says "nah, youll do fine"makes me laugh everyytime 13. What are you allergic to? shrimp.. just found that out the other night. 14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights? no commment 15. Have you ever had a Choco Taco? chyeea 16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? ugh neither. 17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? tried a few times.didnt succeed 18. How often do you remember your dreams? pretty often 19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? when britty was over the other day and we started talking about wings or whatever and i thought she was talking about food but she was talking about real wings......yea. dont ask. 20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? no. 21. What's the one thing on your mind now? im hungry 22. Do you believe in love at first sight? lust at first sight, yes.wells fargo boy is included in that one... 23. Do you put salt on a turkey dinner? nooo. 24. Do you always wear your seat belt? yea. 25. What cell service do you use? verizon 26. Do you like sushi? never had it... not too sure about it either 27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? yea... 28. What do you wear to bed? depends on if im cold or not 29. Been caught stealing? no comment 30. Do you pee in the pool? eewww. no.i like my pool too much to pee in it. its too pretty. 31. Do you truly hate anyone? no. 32. Bluegrass or Rap? neither 33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? nobody. famous men are shallow for the most part 34. Skim, 1%, 2%, or whole? fat free, or soy milk 35. What food do you find disgusting? uhhhhh... ohhh apricot chicken... we made it the other night and it was a nasssty recipe 36. Windows or Macintosh? windows 37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours" hahha. no. 38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? nah, i always do it to their face.jokingly of course 39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? yea.this guy.... was kinda irritating but i figured id give him a chance, and everybody was baggin on him so i told em to bag themselves. 40. Have you ever sung infront of the mirror? yeaaaaaa. Surveys and Quizzes for MySpace

I'd like to meet:

cooool people

Music:

[nickleback][metallica][linkin park][trapt][papa roach][godsmack][saliva][queens of the stone age][seven dust][dark new day][seether][egypt central][puddle of mudd][the exies][shine down][candle box][breaking benjamin][AC/DC][evanesence][stone temple pilots][motley crue][3 doors down][a perfect circle][submersed][muse][audioslave][damage plan][alter bridges][cherry monroe][no address][foo fighters][strata][robert plant][staind][jimmy eat world][faith no more][ 12 stones][earshot][soundgarden][corrosion of conformity][red light music][the prom kings][breaking point][drowning pool][van halen][hoobastank][shadows fall][living in question]

Books:

robin cook, patricia cornwell, dean koonts... the guy that wrote hannible, the silence of the lambs and the red dragon....

Heroes:

theres a few...

My Blog

Decisions

God, there are some things in this world that no one should have to go through. Decisions that shouldn't have to be made. Lives that shouldn't have to be affected so much. If only miracles were common...
Posted by ImTheGirlYou'reMomWouldPayYouToNOTMarry on Thu, 15 May 2008 01:01:00 PST

Let It Be

Unending useless words Surrounding the present air There's no more escaping Because no one seems to care   If I breathe deep I choke on empty sentiments If I keep it all in My body starts to cr...
Posted by ImTheGirlYou'reMomWouldPayYouToNOTMarry on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:24:00 PST

The New One

A palette of colors to bear the fruit Red of passion, blue of life Yellow of peaceful existence And the green of growth   The frame of ages past, Held by the nails of tradition Built with the t...
Posted by ImTheGirlYou'reMomWouldPayYouToNOTMarry on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:03:00 PST

Home is just another Hell

I've been walking for years Searching for this place Endless miles of road I can't see a familiar face   I've been used and abused Forgotten and rejected My hearts gone to ice From being neglect...
Posted by ImTheGirlYou'reMomWouldPayYouToNOTMarry on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:03:00 PST

Oh!

People also keep asking me what happened in the accident... well, here goes - as far as i remember it: I was heading down to go pick up my friend Joshua who lives in roseville to go play pool or somet...
Posted by ImTheGirlYou'reMomWouldPayYouToNOTMarry on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:31:00 PST

As of lately...

Well, as most of you well know; I was in a badass car accident just over a week ago. I was writing like a fiend every chance I got before that, and due to the damned concussion - I have (hopefully jus...
Posted by ImTheGirlYou'reMomWouldPayYouToNOTMarry on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:54:00 PST

The Revolution

Scars from the near past Dreams of the distant future Fears strong enough to break Even the strongest suture   All hell breaks loose Shattering my inner thoughts Giving in to temptations No matte...
Posted by ImTheGirlYou'reMomWouldPayYouToNOTMarry on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:54:00 PST

Imaginary Lover

My heart still flutters At the thought of you My mind still runs mad With everything you do The touch of your skin Your breath on my cheek The way you held me As if it were just last week That our sou...
Posted by ImTheGirlYou'reMomWouldPayYouToNOTMarry on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:58:00 PST

Love -- (crappy ass title till I come up with a better one)

It's impossible to find This thing that we seek Maybe it's because we Haven't spoken in a week   The drive past your house Almost kills me at the wheel I start to hold my breath Until I can no l...
Posted by ImTheGirlYou'reMomWouldPayYouToNOTMarry on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:08:00 PST

The Perfect Plan

His eyes burned holes Scarring her perfect skin His touch sent waves of fear Telling her mind of his sin   Little did he know&   Of the perfect plan The one to best them all Bring on the ...
Posted by ImTheGirlYou'reMomWouldPayYouToNOTMarry on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:45:00 PST