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me: "how's your baby belly looking?"
alex: "very funny. it's almost ready."
me: "if you're the preggo one, would that make me the baby daddy?"
alex: "i don't know. i'm a whore. might not be."
me: "it better fucking damn right be me."
alex: "hahah."
me: "i mean, really. after all that hot sex we had?"
alex: "who knows. i'm a skank."
me: "well at least i got sex. i'm good with that."
alex: "ahaha, surely."

you're the best bestfriend i've ever had.
thank you for showing me reality.