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Del Boy Cov

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About Me

I'm back! After a long absence from myspace..almost a week..in a quest to go out and 'get a life'I could hold out no longer and have returned to the 'fold'...I've missed you crazy guys! Still didn't manage to find that life though. So I welcome new friends and old to what I call my premature mid life crisis...although now I'm 41 it's not that premature. To be honest I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up! Could've been a famous footballer...A promising career cruelly cut short by the tragic fact that I was shit! A successful entrepreneur? No chance...I've got the business acumen of a modern day Robin Hood! 'Give it away' that's my motto mate. A popstar? A talented 'shower performer' I've never quite made the transition to platinum selling artist. But watch this space I may just surprise you. How would I describe my life so far? Apart from the birth of my 2 amazing daughters which truly was life changing, it's been pretty unremarkable. Oh yes.. my life has had it's fair share of highs.. I did once bump into Les Dennis in Debenhams...and erm..that's about it. Apart from being MC at the Karaoke nights at the 'Rodeo Bar' San Antonio Ibiza......starring in a photostory for 'Girl'magazine Circa 1985 as Greg who uttered the immortal line "what are you going out with her for again? What about the lads?"...going to school with one of the members of 'Big Fun-"don't blame it on the sunshine,don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the good times, blame it on.....Stock Aitken & Waterman" But I've got a feeling ladies and gentlemen that the best is yet to come. I've actually packed in more in my life so far than most people manage in double the time.I'm here to help so if there's anyone who wants the benefit of my 40 years life experience and wants advice from someone who's probably been there before-leave me a message
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I'd like to meet:

A good, cheap plastic surgeon...I'm 41 now and not getting any prettier!... A 103 year old millionairess with no family looking for a 41 year old 'toy boy'...The page 3 girl who says "I find you very attractive...would you like to come back to my hotel room for some fun...and would it be ok if my girlfriend joins us?.... Failing that Noel Gallagher, Martin O' Neill(Celtic Ledgend) Keith 'the Messiah' Houchen-the scorer of the best FA Cup final goal of all time (1987 Coventry City 3 Tottenham Hotspur 2)John McEnroe,Pete Doherty,Morrissey,Hugh Hefner,Henryk Larsson,Scarlett Johannsen,Ricky Gervais,Keeley,Madonna,George Michael,Tim Lovejoy and Helen Chamberlain of the incredibly funny Soccer AM

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My Blog

From office 'Chippendale' to grumpy old man....

Today my friends I'm feeling old....very, very old. I know 40's supposed to be the new 30...which makes me 31 in new currency but 2 years of strife have taken it's toll. Life seems to be pas...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:04:00 GMT

Delboycov...an announcement..

Ladies and gentleman I wish to announce that my short career as a professional smoker has come to a premature end. I gave it my best shot...for a time I even got quite good at it... at one point perf...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:05:00 GMT

I've let myself down......

or more random ramblings from a complete twat! Well my friends ....I stand in front of you today a forlorn figure. Last week I did a terrible thing ....something that fills me full of shame. I've let...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:51:00 GMT

Why does it always rain on me?

  Why does it always rain on me? (Number 2 of an occasional and very short series...of 2...combining popular song titles with my amazing ability to moan) It's Monday Ladies and gentleman and for...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:42:00 GMT

I don't like Monday's.... tell me why?

I'm feeling a bit down today ladies and gentlemen -it's Monday and in the words of Dublins finest charity fundraiser Bob Geldof " I don't like Monday's" In fact I would go further than that Bob and s...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:39:00 GMT

Life begins at 40...does it fu*k!

40...yes I'm 40.... OK! Age is not something that ever bothered me. I've always lived life to the full...did a lot of things I probably shouldn't have and lived to tell the tale, I've never seen myse...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:36:00 GMT