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Pariah

If you can be good, you’ll live forever; If you’re bad, you’ll die when you die.

About Me


I'LL BE YOUR
PARIAH

THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU ADD ME. I WON'T BE "JUST ANOTHER FACE" ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST. IF YOU WHORE OR POST MULTIPLE BULLETINS THAT ARE CHAIN LETTERS, SPAM, OR JUST ALL AROUND ANNOYING, I'LL DELETE YOU. SAVE ME THE TROUBLE, DON'T BOTHER.I am 5’4” and at times I am too big for my britches. I am docile and passive until you disrespect someone I care about. At that time, it happens to be “on.” I drive like an asshole but you love me for it. It’s just typical “Lauren.” I say what I feel and I obviously don’t care too much about what others think. I can get along with anyone that can stomach my crass style of speaking and my vulgar sense of humor. I cuss like a motherfucking trucker and don’t give two shits who I piss off. If you have it coming, then my god you have it coming. I’ve been called a fire cracker and a pistol and I know exactly why. There is one thing you need to know about me and that is that I am always right. The only time I admit defeat is when you hand me proof that I am defeated. I like Middle Eastern and Asian foods mostly. I like root beer more then any one human should and that’s probably a bad thing. I have two bettas (one male, one female) and a mystery snail. Their names are Kami, Megumi, and Gary. I play videogames more then your average girl would and maybe even should. I love horror; zombies turn me on. I enjoy my piercings and have been debating a tattoo for years; Ink is so permanent. i am not a touchy feely person; hugs make me nervous. i hate the feeling of skin on skin unless i want your skin on my skin. sweat is disgusting and i hate it when i have to. all bodily fluids are gross and there is an order to their unpleasantries. If there is anything else I can tell you about me that is random, it’s this: my fingers and toes are easily dislocated and I have done so on several occasions. The best part is, after a short yelp, I can relocate them again. I don’t care if any of that made sense, I’ve made it so… ENDThe past pushes us forward with one hand; With the other, it pulls us back...
"COME ON!!!!!!!"ME IN A FEW WORDS:Pierced, Aggressive, Makeup Artist, Silly, Videogame Junkie, Caring, Giver, Friendly, Masochist, Sadist ^_~ , Funny, Poet, Creative, Conversationalist, A Tease, A Dork, A Maniac, Edible, Shower Rock Star, Serious, Artist, Loud, Lazy Ass, Passionate, Motivator, Unmotivated, A Shoulder To Cry On, Expressive, Push-over, Listener, Sensitive, Deep Thinker, Pathetic, David Bowie Worshiper, A Terrible Cook, Sensual, Weird, Childish, Playful, Brilliant, Pig, Sexual Predator, Spontaneous, Dreamer, Reformed Alcoholic, Perfectionist, Open, Buring Inside, Zombie Lover, Make OUT Artist, Class Clown, Lawn Gnome, Mad Man, Dancing Fool, Hellraiser, Animal Lover, Label Hound, Found Again

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"She was so ugly, she looked like she'd been hit with a bagfull of motherfuckers." ~unknown

My Interests

R.I.P.CHRISTIE YOU WILL BE MISSED

I'd like to meet:

I don't give a flying fuck who I meet on this crap website. Chances are, i won't talk to you long enough to care, if at all... But if I do happen to talk to you, cherrish the time.I don’t want to meet perverts or racist people who are closed minded and ignorant. I don’t want to meet people that aren’t themselves and try too hard to fit in with the “crowd”. I don’t want to meet people that think its ok to make fun of others just because they think it makes them cool. If your main pic happens to be your prick, go fuck yourself.If you have ever taken a picture of yourself standing in front of a mirror and used the mirror to take that picture, I hate you. Please die...

Music:

BOWIE, OHGR, duran duran, joy division, nails, oingo boigno, peter gabriel, soft cell, gnarls barkley, blue october, babyland, the talking heads, the cure, english beat, CREAM, beck, bjork, dave mathews band, depeche mode, jane's addiction, morrissey, placebo, radiohead, ac/dc, alice cooper, alice in chains, guns n' roses, iron maiden, deep purple, hendrix, judas priest, led zeppelin, mtorhead, ozzy, black sabbath, pink floyd, the stones, the doors, the who, van halen, covenant, kovenant, david bowie, bauhaus, christian death, lords of the new church, orgy, hocico, apoptygma berserk, combichrist, imogen heap, gary jules, din fiv, flesh field, frontline assembly, velvet acid christ, funker vogt, kmfdm, mdfmk, laibach, leatherstrip, ministry, morbid angel, prodigy, project pitchfork, skinny puppy, suicide commando, vnv nation, waldgeist, wumpscut, gackt, dir en grey, malice mizer, miyavi, moi dix mois, buck tick, yoshida brothers, beck, bloodhound gang, busta rhymes, butthole surfers, the clash, the cure, cypress hill, marilyn manson, nine inch nails, the beatles, elvis, johny cash, the righteous brothers, slim whitman, primus, psychotica, rage against the machine, rammstein, graveyard farmers, reverand horton heat, bile, bush, butthole surfers, dead kennedys, disturbed, filter, foo fighters, godhead, live, lollipop lust kill, megadeath, monster magnet, murder cuty devils, pantera, rainbow, white and rob zombie, danny elfman, foo fighters, Guns n' Roses, house of pain, Ice T, judas priest, led zeppelin, megadeath, metallica, ministry, motorhead,NIN, pantara, placebo, The postal service, primus, rage against the machine, rammstein, slayer, soundgarden, STP, vast, system of a down, smashing pumpkins, switchblade symphony, the faint, the mars volta, the ramones, sneaker pimps, system of a down, Weird Al, White Zombie, the smiths, the strokes, the white stripes, tom petty, tool, velvet revolver, APC, roisin murphy, ronnie james dio, tenacious d, method man, wu tang clan and i am sure there is more that i cant think of...sepultura, slayer,

Movies:

THE SIMPSONS MOVIE, Tristan and Isolde, Pan's Labyrinth, Blood and Bone, Groundhog Day, The Fourth Floor, Hellraiser, Bedknobs and Broomsticks Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, The Last Unicorn, The Little Mermaid, Sleepy Hollow, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Casino, Goodfellas, Scarface, The Dark Crystal, Sleeping Beauty, Tombraider, SLC Punk, Scrooged, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Exorcist, Moonchild, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Mystic River, The Others, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things (so funny), Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil, Indiana Jones 1, 2 and 3, The matrix (all 3), Jurassic park (the first one only!!), From Hell, A Man Apart, Chronicles of Riddick (sp), Pitch Black, Sleepy Hollow, Saved, Sin City, Once upon a Time in Mexico, The Last Samurai, Pirates of the Caribbean, Resident Evil and RE: Apocalypse, ringu, ju-on, Willow, the Warriors, Troy, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Evil Dead trilogy, The 13th Warrior, Original Sin, Braveheart, Airheads, Starship Troopers, Fight Club, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Predator 1&2, Club Dread, Super Troopers, House of Flying Daggers, Hero, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Girl Interrupted, Austin Powers (1), Cowboy Bebop (the movie) Suicide Club, Ichi the Killer, Brother, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Creepshow, Fight Club, Nightmare on Elm Street, American Psycho, Seven, Candyman, 28 Days Later, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ghost in the Shell, Neon Genesis Envangelion's Death and Rebirth, Moulin Rouge, The Crow, Big Trouble in Little China, The Sandlot, The Brothers Grim, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Blow, the goonies, A Clockwork Orange, Rosematter, Deloris Claiborne, Pet Cemetery 1, 2, Sid and Nancy, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Evil Dead trilogy, Nosfuratu, 13th Warrior, Gremlins, The Devil's Advocate, Constantine, Shawshank Redemption, Phantom of the Opera, Terminator 1&2, Chapelle's DVD set, American Werewolf in London, Silent Hill, The Grudge, The Ring, Ringu ,Ju-On The Pick of Destiny, Cape Fear, Cabin Fever, Slither, Play Misty for Me, Red Eye, The Hand that Rocks the Cradle, Manhunter, Christine, Wolf Creek, Children of the Corn, Devil’s Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Vertigo, Saw (all 3) Old Boy, Hotel, Psycho, The Princess Bride, American Pie, 9-5, The Incredibles, 16 Candles, Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, What about Bob, Austin Powers, Monty Python movies, Mrs. Doubtfire, Best in Show, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Good Morning Vietnam, Beetlejuice, Rushmore, Clerks, A Fish Called Wanda, The Big Labowski, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Wayne’s World, Meet the Fockers, Meet the Family, Bill and Ted, Beverlyhills Cop, Shampoo, Hairspray, The Jerk, Wedding Crashers, Old Skool, South Park (the movie), Napoleon Dynamite, Caddy Shack, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Naked Gun, Young Frankenstein, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Spiderman, Arthur, Willy Wonka, The Wedding Singer, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Shreck, Half Baked, This is Spinal Tap, Hostel, Beerfest, Monster, Monsters Inc., Party Monster AND LIKE A MILLION OTHERS BUT I JUST CANT RACK MY BRAIN THAT HARD RIGHT NOW! I AM ALSO SURE I REPEATED MYSELF AT LEAST TWICE… WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?"Janice, I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward situation that people like to call dating. I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering, “Do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I’m not really interested. Should I play like I’m interested? But I’m not that interested, but I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested? But now she’s not interested.” So now, all of a sudden I’m—I’m starting to get interested. And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door? ‘Cause then its awkward, its like, “Well, good night.” Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you like—you like hug each other like this, and the ass sticks out because you’re trying not to get too close. Or do you just go right in and kiss ‘em on the lips or don’t kiss ‘em at all? It’s very difficult trying to read the situation and all the while you’re just really wondering, “Are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions?” and perhaps play a little game called “Just the Tip.” Just for a second, just to see how it feels, or “Ouch Ouch, You’re on My Hair.” " ~Vince Vaughn

Television:

Lord of The Rings/Jack Black

Add to My Profile | More Videosthe simpsons, almost anything on adult swim, trinity blood, southpark, the daily show, the colbert report, conan, dave chapelle, harvey birdman, home movies, space ghost coast to coast, ghost in the shell (stand alone complex), super milk chan, shin chan, family guy, the twilight zone, lex, cold case files, sci, spongebob, king of the hill, paranoia agent, samurai shamploo, robot chicken, athf, venture bros, american dad, mxc, animal planet's most extreme, animal cops, stargate sg1, andromeda, mad tv, saturday night live (even when it isnt live, lol) and i am sure there is more that i cant think of right now... *********** i like alot of random things; anywhere from dramas to cartoons, to the real news, to politics, to science to science fiction. i love learning and i love to laugh. ^_~

Books:

The Di Vinci Code, Desperation, The Regulators, Midnight Predator, FRUiTS, POE, Through the Looking Glass, Pet Cemetary, It, Wolves of the Calla: The Dark Tower V, Dreamcatcher, Bag of Bones, The Shining, Carrie, Dolores Claiborne, Gerald's Game, The Langoliers, Rose Madder, Thinner, Insomnia, Body Farm, The Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, and so on... sometime, you just gotta take life easy! ^_~CURRENTLY READ ING ANGELS AND DEMONS. YES, STILL...

Heroes:

"you know, i think that you've got the wrong impression of me. i think in all fairness, i should explain to you exactly what it is that i do. for instance, tomorrow morning i'll get up nice and early, take a walk down to the bank, walk in and see, and uh, if you dont have my money for me. i'll crack yer fuckin head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. and just about the time that i'm comin outta jail.. hopefully, you'll be comin outta yer coma. and guess what? i'll split yer fuckin head open again. cause i'm fuckin stupid. i dont give a fuck about jail. thats my business. thats what i do." ~joe pesci (sp) casino

My Blog

think about a rainbow

and that's me right now. all shiny and happy and colorful and smecksy!
Posted by Pariah on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:13:00 PST

room of angels (silent hill)

You lie silent there before meyour tears they mean nothing to methe wind howling at the windowthe love you never gaveI give to youReally don't deserve itbut now there's nothing you can doso sleep in y...
Posted by Pariah on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:22:00 PST

INSANITY BY: OINGO BOINGO

Insanity by: Oingo Boingo I'm so sorry, please forgive me Who do I pray to to straighten out this problem? Straighten out this problem, straighten out my mind. Straighten out this crooked toungue... M...
Posted by Pariah on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:44:00 PST

chocolate rain by tay zonday

omg... youtube this video. nowish! here, since yer prolly lazy asses... i'll do it for ya!chocolate rain link! watch it fuckers!!Chocolate RainSome stay dry and others feel the painChocolate RainA bab...
Posted by Pariah on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:44:00 PST

CRUEL UNUSUAL SEX

CRUEL UNUSUAL SEX Staring deep into your eyes Feeling you between my thighs Run your fingers through my hair Tell me that you're almost there Bite me, hurt me, make me come Never let me come undone T...
Posted by Pariah on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:50:00 PST

my insanity personified... err whatever.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60% Stability |||||||||| 40% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70% Interdependence ||||...
Posted by Pariah on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:14:00 PST

fill me out (giggle)

Fill me out like an application 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. ...
Posted by Pariah on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:24:00 PST

Kitten Eating Corn

Check out this video: Kitten Eating Corn Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Pariah on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:58:00 PST

What is sexy?

which is sexy and which is gross?  ........ OR....... ?? when will we stop thinking skin and bones is the new healthy? this was what beauty used to be, now look at it...   *************...
Posted by Pariah on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:21:00 PST

A Rant (Dedicated to Tom or His Likeness)

I was going through my friends list to see who had been naughty and ignored me for a while, and I found so many deleted accounts. Now, can someone tell me why Tom can't get off his lazy ass and remove...
Posted by Pariah on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST