Hello, my name is Juan Bandito Jr. I grew up in the small town of Tijuana, Mexico. There, I learned that Mexico is a vast and diverse land. Also, it is as hot as a Chihuahua's ass. When I reached the age of 18 I traveled to the United States. There I learned to speak and read English. After a few years, I returned to Mexico. I own the cutest Chihuahua in all of Mexico. His name is El Fiero and he has won several dog shows here in Tijuana.EL FIERO HATES AMERICA.
These bitches got it right. Chongas ain't shit. (Unless I'm drunk and horny on a Saturday night...or morning...or any other day for that matter.)I did that.Then I left her in the pick up, and I don't pay child support.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Peter Wilson (for reasons undisclosed), Hernando Cortez , Ricky Martin, The Taco Bell Dog (El Fiero wishes to fight him to the death), Tommy Hilfiger, Betty Crocker
