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toph man

About Me

master of karate and friendship...for everyone.

My Interests

78W-81S-77S-85S. the road to Famous. word. wendy's chikkin sammiches. makin tha pasta. tequila shots. coffee and thinking. long walks in the ocean. berating and slandering strangers in my head for fun. piggies. and Winston, my ipod.

I'd like to meet:

chancetakers, dreammakers.

Music:

aesop rock. arcade fire. atmosphere. band of horses. the blood brothers. bright eyes. the broken west. cursive. dizzee rascal. the good life. jeremy enigk. les savy fav. lifetime. mf doom. modest mouse. the mountain goats. portastatic. rilo kiley. the streets. superchunk. ted leo. two gallants. vague angels. why?.
I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Movies:

wet hot american summer. idiocracy. strangers with candy. i like that luke wilson actor. he never gets riled.

Television:

24. famguy. sopark. conan o'brien. always sunny in philadelphia. sopranos. entourage

My Blog

survy j0sh writed

wsup? nothing much. i just made some coffee. how are you?this morning: rude awakening or cinnamon & toast? rude awakening. i discovered the evil bird outside's nest. beginning of the end :(out of ...
Posted by toph man on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:03:00 PST

spam email i got/why didn't felice just delete the space before com?

Date: Tue, 19 Sep 2006 19:42:35 -0700 (PDT) From:  "felice racitano" [email protected] Subject: Hi To:  [email protected] CC: [email protected]   dSF2vI Bang n...
Posted by toph man on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:48:00 PST

this dude is crazy

Tom DeLonge. I actually really like the Angels & Airwaves album except for that annoying track 2. But can we all just enjoy it for what it is without Tom Delonge trying to convince us it's ground...
Posted by toph man on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 04:39:00 PST

jason mcelwain is a ball hog

so even if you're not really into sports you probably heard about that autistic high school player Jason McElwain (J-Mac) that finally got into the last game of the season and scored 20 poin...
Posted by toph man on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 04:35:00 PST

women's wimbledon champ

how about that dude that won the women's wimbledon? give that dude some props! some real balls on her!   when did Fabio start playing women's tennis?...
Posted by toph man on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 05:12:00 PST

yall be nice to the crackheads

Lakers center Andrew Bynum was trying to leave tickets for a friend at will-call. When he realized he didn't know dude's last name, Bynum just wrote down his first name and this description of th...
Posted by toph man on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:40:00 PST

do you see him?

he sees you. from behind my myspace layout. so if you come to my page and don't leave me kudos and comments, steven seagal will fuck you up. and you know how seagal rolls. he wont just kick or punch&n...
Posted by toph man on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:53:00 PST

sticking feathers in your ass does not make you a chicken

i was trying to fall asleep, but i witnessed something so mindblowing that I had to blog about while it's still fresh in my mind. yup, i'm talking about the late show with craig ferguson. i'm watching...
Posted by toph man on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:08:00 PST

accidently shoot your hunting partner in the face, win a free iPod nano

can someone please design that ad so we can all have some fun with those games? i don't want to shoot bunnies or squash bugs anymore. the blog juices haven't been flowing lately.
Posted by toph man on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:49:00 PST

but harrison ford is like older than sean connery now

i hope that new movie "Firewall" is about a guy who has trouble configuring his wireless router.
Posted by toph man on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:31:00 PST