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Turd Ferguson

I want these words to make things right, but it's the wrongs that make the words come to life.

About Me

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. ~Nelson Mandela~ What is my deepest fear?..I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Basketball...I love that game...Adult Rec. Softball...good times...my iPod...it helps me ignore people...Food...its a passion of mine...making people laugh...brings me joy...quoting lines from Anchorman...makes me happy in my pants..."You stay classy...PLANET EARTH!"...Clothes & Shoes...love them both...a little too much...Text messaging...its become an addiction...Personal hygiene...fresh breath & no B.O....very important...Douchebag...probably my most commonly used insult...My Friends...I love all of them...My family...the most important thing...Diabetes...it sucks, enough said...Tilly's...My crews at store 6 and 14 are awesome...Girls...to them, I'm Mr. Left...The world is a stage...we're all just playing our part...

I'd like to meet:

Kobe Bryant, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Brittany Snow, and Clay Aiken...People I hope I'll meet after I've passed on...My Uncle Matt, Chick Hearn, Benjamin Franklin, Elvis Presley, A Caveman...

Music:

I like all kinds of music...including Fall Out Boy, James Blunt, Blink 182, The All American Rejects, Chiodos, Cartel, Saosin, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, AFI, Gym Class Heroes, BEDlight for blueEYES, Quietdrive, Vendetta Red, 30 Seconds to Mars, Relient K, Jacks Mannequin, Jason Mraz, New Found Glory, Yellowcard, Rufio, Simple Plan, The Killers, SR-71, Unwritten Law, Taking Back Sunday, Alkaline Trio, Green Day, Linkin Park, Jay-Z, Nelly, a little Snoop and Dr. Dre...(cough cough...Clay Aiken...cough cough)...I know I know, just leave me alone about it...haha...

Movies:

That Thing You Do, A League Of Their Own, Harry Potter 1, 2, and 3, Old School, Pleasantville, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Shrek 1 and 2, Back to the Future 1, 2, and 3, American Outlaws, School of Rock, The Girl Next Door, A Knights Tale, X2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2, Waynes World 1 and 2, Bruce Almighty, Remember the Titans, Casablanca, Pirates of the Caribbean, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Stuck On You, A Goofy Movie, Can't Hardly Wait, Armageddon, Independence Day, The Sandlot, The Incredibles, Liar Liar, Hook, The Mummy 1 & 2, Napoleon Dynamite, Breakfast Club, The Terminal, Toy Story 1 & 2, House of Wax, Wedding Crashers, Green Street Hooligans, Aladdin, Coach Carter, Glory Road, Hoosiers, 1776, In Good Company...

Television:

Friends, American Idol, Sportscenter, Pardon the Interruption, Jimmy Kimmel - Conan - and Jay, SNL, Boy Meets World, Degrassi : The Next Generation, Instant Star, G-V-B, Saved by the Bell, Full House, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Grey's Anatomy, House M.D....

Books:

Harry Potter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6!...

Heroes:

Other Diabetics around the world.....

My Blog

another year of life..

..well, my 22nd birthday has just passed..alot of things happened in year 21 of my life..some lessons I learned..- work IS a good place to meet girls..- they don't just take your license away for a...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:27:00 PST

Store 6...

    well...after 4 years and 2 months I separated from one of the most comfortable routines in my life...Tilly's in Fullerton...It was my first job, and it's been my only job...I starte...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:29:00 PST

MF'ing FOB...the concert...

...so Tuesday night i went to the Black Clouds and Underdogs tour featuring...The Hush Sound, From First to Last, Hawthorne Heights, The All Amercian Rejects, and Fall Out Boy...it was an amazing show...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:50:00 PST

Why is it...

...that when things are going just peachy...life throws you a lemon...or, scratch that, twelve lemons...I'm going to Toyota of Orange...because they have always garunteed that there...I won't get a le...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:29:00 PST

R.I.P. Lucky

Just wanted to leave a message here to show some love for my late dalmatian Lucky...she was put to sleep about a week ago due to a major back injury...she was a good dog, and she was a big part of the...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST