Courtney Hatfield TDK

My name is Courtney Paige Hatfield.
I smell like brain damage, and my eyes are an asian cartoon.
Sometimes I poop glitter.
You're a fucking child if you think I care what some stupid little pot-head says about me on her MySpace. Put my name up there. Fuck it. You may as well put a link. :D !
If you're looking for someone to be there for you, to hold your hair back while you puke, you haven't found her. I'd much sooner ditch your ass on the bathroom floor than help you out.
If you're looking for your future ex-girlfriend, you're shit out of luck here. If I said no, it means no, God damn it. Go on. Act like you mean enough to me to start an argument with me and see how fast I drop your ass like a bad habit.
If you're looking for someone to send you n00dz, find some other skank. I'm a human being, not a peice of meat. Or a peice of garbage for that matter.
If you're looking to lead me on, I swear to you I won't wait. I'm too tired of relationships to try and chase you around.
If you're looking for someone to take out your aggression on, or to try and control, I'll spare you before you waste your time. I'm not stupid enough for that. Sorry... but, I promise I'm more stubborn than you. Give up.
If you're looking to start some drama, I've got some middle school girls that I can hook you up with. I didn't deal with it when I was their age, why should I start now? Oh! I remeber, there IS no reason.
It's about time I realized who my real friends are.
I dig this shit-
I would much rather get my feet dirty, than my hands.
If you don't know what I mean by that, never mind.
I know one day I will be better...