"This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush i had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff i had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and they had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would be the shit they birthed."
- Pineapple Express.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you.