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How to make a Danielle
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
5 parts sexy
3 parts fun
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of sugar and enjoy!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
*Forget ♥Love, I wanna fall in chocolate!
*Fighting over the internet is like the specal olympics; even if you win, you're still retarted...
*don't hate me because Im beautiful, hate me b/c your man thinks so
*I want attention, just not yours...
*who lit the fuse on your tampon??
*they call me ice b/c when i walk into the room every1 freezes
*Life blows, enjoi the breeze
*I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
*When one door closes, a window opens. That way, we have something to jump out of.
*Don't follow me cuz im lost too
*I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on Ebay
*It's not that i'm aniti-social, I just don't like you
*Do you beleive in love at first sight, or do you need to look again?
*I did it because I can,I can because I want to,I want to b/c u said I couldnt
*Remember my name,remember my face,cuz no otha QT can take my place
*Hating me won't make you pretty
*Life's not a garden so stop bein a ho
*I ran into my ex the other day, then i backed up n elbowed him again
*The last thing i want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list
*don't interrupt me while I'm talking to myself
*If you're not evil, then why do you look like hell??
*The trouble with real life is there's no suspenseful music
*Ny-quil; the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-this-room-spinnin medicine
*They call it PMS b/c mad cow disease was already taken
*I have the body of a God, too bad it's buda.
*You're just jealous that the voices talk to me and not you
*im bad with names, can i just call you asshole?
*It's better to lose a lover than love a loser
*School prepares you for the real world, which also sucks
*I'll try being nicer when you try being smarter
*24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? i think nott.
*See a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have a penny
*I'm not as dumb as you look
*Don't drink an drive, you might spill your drink!!
*Jesus may love you, but I still think your a jerk
*Stop inbreeding, ban country music
*If Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares, why's there a song about him
*Me. just like you, only better.
*It's all fun and games till your girlfriend finds out
*A friend will offer you a shoulder to cry on, but me? i'll already have the shovel to bury the f**ker who made you cry in the first place
*No man is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry
*You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
*dont die alone, take many ppl with you
*Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
*Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
*Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
*Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.
*The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
*It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a.. no, no, it's a bird.
*save a tree, eat a beaver
*Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it shits on your head.
*Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have trained for years and years can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
*I don't know what your problem is, but it's hard to pronounce
*Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
*I need not suffer in silence when I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
*I'd like to help you out; which way did you come in?
*I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. This wasn't it.
*You may pretend to dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me
*I'm not your type; I'm not inflatable.
*I'm sorry, do I resemble your therapist?
*I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
*If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose
*A mind is a terrible thing to waste;I'm glad they didn't waste one on you
*You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we're from the same species
*Are you renting the space in your head? It could be profitable
*Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
*If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
*I wonder what it would be like if you had had enough oxygen at birth.
*Whatever it is that's eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
*Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
*I say no to drugs. They just dont listen.
*I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
*Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you forget the question.
* I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
*I drink beer to celebrate major events, such as the fall of communism, or the fact that our refrigerator is still working.
*I'm thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose
*Stand on toilet: get high on pot.
*I used to have a drug problem, but now I have more money.
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