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year in review

2007 was an interesting year.  For starters, the three month job that nearly crippled my mind and body. At least RRP didn't give me tennis elbow and arthritis. But I've already bitched about that...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:48:00 GMT

zomg college write write write

Whoooooo ... Moving here next semester.  That also means a less ghetto community college...and also means next semester I can move on to more enjoyable things, like Chemistry and Pre-Calculus.&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:17:00 GMT

life, lemons and me

I can be a forgetful, selfish ass-hat sometimes, but I try to do the right thing.  Lately it seems I'm not hitting very many home runs.  Or base hits.  Rather, I seem to be swinging the...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:24:00 GMT

the terms of dishonesty

The Plausibility of Truth              We assume the truth is always right.  We clothe it in comforting platitudes that reassure us an hones...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:32:00 GMT

the right to yell "theater" in a crowded fire

The Dominant Symbolic Power of Fire              Every perception is connotated with blatant and subconscious meaning, as sensations wind their w...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:45:00 GMT

economic history...i mean, arranged marriages

Just heaping more essays onto MySpace servers, so when Tool's "Aenema" comes true I'll have essay backups to look forward to when I make it back to shore.  I've been trying to accomodate y'alls a...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:41:00 GMT

I put the lotion on the skin

And then I get the hose again.Oh, poison ivy, you are like, so NOT in my Top 8 anymore, Gawd.ATTENTION, EVERYBODY! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.don't get poison ivy on your junk.  or your face.A weeken...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:13:00 GMT

fuck i should be asleep right now

"Particle man, particle manDoing the things a particle canWhats he like? It's not importantParticle manIs he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him in...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 04:31:00 GMT

oh, how interesting, college papers

I'm paranoid of losing all my papers in an electrical fire, which of course I will survive through unscathed. That, and I'd like people to be ruthlessly critical and contraversial about stuff until I...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:41:00 GMT

Um.

"Idiot Boyfriend", Jimmy FallonI know what you want I know what you need But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah 'Cause I'm an idiot And I'm your boyfriend, yes I am I'm gonna take you out And leave my wall...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 20:02:00 GMT