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The Machine

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

well first of all my name is Brian, i love the outdoors. i like camping, hunting, fishing, wakeboarding, snowboarding and all of that fun junk. i like powersports such as snowmobiling and jet-skiing. i love to do things with my hands, such as build and modify things. i like to rebuild sleds and cars. i like to do just about anything that will give you an adrenaline rush. other than that i am a fairly simple yet crazy guy who likes to have fun, and do stupid shit with friends. i like to go to concerts, and party with people. i can be the nicest fun guy that youll ever meet, or i can be the worlds biggest asshole, take your pick. if you wanna know anything else, email me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

well, i think my first person would be a girl that i could trust, after that pink floyd, Bam margera(so i could show his ass up! haha,) all of Disturbed's band members, Buck Cherry, and Thomas Edison

My Blog

How To Change Oil

Oil Change instructions for Women :1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:44:00 GMT

A Mechanics Tools And Their Uses.

1. DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it agai...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:37:00 GMT

50 reasons why ukraaneiens SUCK!

1. they move into your house.2. they speak mexicanese and you dont know what in the fuck they are saying.3. they act like your ex-girlfriend4.they bitch alot5. they smell6. they talk shit on your fami...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:57:00 GMT