My New Favorite Holiday |
Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women. The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:41:00 GMT |
Survivng An Encounter With Man-Bear-Pig |
Tips to survive an encounter with Man-Bear-Pig. And I'm cereal about these tips. Super cereal! 1.) DO NOT LOOK MAN-BEAR-PIG IN THE EYE2.) KEEP MOVING IN A CONFUSING MANNER3.) DO NOT LOOK MAN-BEAR...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:28:00 GMT |
Curious Incident |
So thursday afternoon I was at Spirit Mountain Casino on the weekly trip with Gramps and Mom. A rogue has got to earn a wage somehow, why not through games of chance mathematically designed to bone y...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:07:00 GMT |
Presidential Fol-De-Rol |
I tend to be cynical about a lot of things.I also tend to reference television and movies a lot.so, submitted for your approval Does anyone remember the PSA with the little boy and his grandfather fis...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:48:00 GMT |
Ghost of Writing 122 |
Came across this the other day. It pops up from time to time, a single printed page from 15ish years ago in college. Write something poetic in a genre of your choosing. Since th...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:26:00 GMT |
"Gentle" Ben Hull |
Shortly before being mustered out of the service at the close of World War I, I decided on a visit into north central Alberta to meet my mother's people for the first time. The country at that time wa...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:04:00 GMT |
An Indians Prayer |
If Uncle Sam's broken treaties
And militant marshals, at Wounded knee
Is the will of the Great Spirit
Let us hold malice toward no one.
Let us feel free to kneel on our wounded knee and pray
For the d...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 00:04:00 GMT |
Five years later |
On Friday, the 7th of March, 2003 I said goodbye to my closest friend and soulmate, Jakko Diamonds. Its been five years and sometimes it still feels like yesterday.
He taught me a lot of ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:08:00 GMT |
Forged in the valley |
For those of you not aware of my latest excitement, I'm in Pennsylvania with Stephanie for a couple weeks. I'm struck by a few differences while I'm here, and due to time and so on I'll be brief...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:29:00 GMT |
thy name is |
Whilst in the depths of a literary binge this afternoon, something I used to indulge in far more often that I do these days, a train of thought stopped at my station and lingered a while before depart...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 16:00:00 GMT |
