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Madame Galoche

About Me

My husband will wear his glasses all the time. Even in the shower. And instead of children we’ll have cats. And our cats will play with Michelle’s children, who will have ringlets and rosy cheeks and really, really shiny shoes.

(I'm building a robot)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Michio Kaku, Mark Pauline, Grant Imahara, Craig Wedren, Jon Stewart, Demetri Martin, Mike Rowe (a true man's man) and Tory Belleci.

My Blog

3 Ideas My Father Had To Make Money

1. Move to Costa Rica and start a banana plantation. I have no doubts this could bring in a pretty penny or two, but I think he'd have better luck in Colombia with it's number one export (he gave me "...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:14:00 GMT

People & Creatures I Wouldn’t Want To Be

1. The student swimming in open water and was videotaped getting her leg ripped off by a great white shark2. The Lieutenant at Fort Shafter that told the radar station the incoming Japanese planes on ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:37:00 GMT

Guide To Determine If You Are In A Jerry Bruckheimer Movie

1. Your girlfriend is a waitress, but could be a model.2. A bus explodes.3. A psychopathic millionaire devises an elaborate plan to murder you or someone you know ...4. ... and you feel compelled to s...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 13:04:00 GMT