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mistertrac

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About Me

short, fat, ugly, and kinda looking like an eewok all at the same time.i like to take walks through the swamps, hikes through the snow, and frequent Lumberjack competitions.my favorite color is fusia and i like to skip rope to work everyday. i'm looking for people to commute to work with, so hit me up if interested.also... if you want to commute. i must say i'd like to eat my boiled eggs on the way - just a request. ___________________________________________

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i dont need to meet anyone. ive met everyone i need to meet in this world, Santa Clause, Jesus, Beetlejuice from Howard Stern, Wonder Woman, Million Dollar Man (worthless piece of tin), Al Bundy (the real all american hero). Well OK for real now, I'm still looking for lil miss beautiful from head to soul. Basically, a beautiful someone who knows and is open enough to share their equally imperfect self.

My Blog

My Baby Boy Blue - Update 1

Its been a little while sice I documented anything on my boy blue. It's been over a year since I got the car, August 12th 2007.  I done a few mods and genereral tune ups along the way.  The...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:46:00 GMT

Lesson 4: Fuk Biatch Hos

Been awhile since I have ranted off about anything, but this last happeing really got to me. People who know me well know that it takes alot to get me mad or even show emotion. But on September 8th e...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:46:00 GMT

My Baby Boy Blue - Introduction

Alright yall, here finally is write up of my Baby Boy Blue as I call it. That is my new car, a 2004 Subaru STI. The way I found this car was my brother, in Santa Barbara, noticed his co-worker had his...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 22:14:00 GMT

back from chinaville.

so i gots alot to say, show about my trip to shanghai over christmas-new years 2007. i wont get to it all now cuz im hella tired at 11.33. but check out the few pics i have put up in my pic section. b...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 23:40:00 GMT

this chinc is going to chincville

that's right boys and girls. this chinaman is going back to the land of pork buns and people getting run over by tanks. my native land,but i don't know cackdoodleyshiet about my mother country. i'll b...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 23:25:00 GMT

lesson 4: check for people not washing there hands

lesson 4: check for people not washing there hands always, always wash your damn hands after doing your thang in the bathroom. that's a given right? well some damn inconsiderate people do not wash the...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 22:59:00 GMT

lesson 3: always check 4 meeting times

lesson 3: always check 4 meeting times that's right i have another wise lesson to share. well i dont know about all of you ,but every morning i have a department meeting w/ the big boss. i just got pr...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 13:31:00 GMT

lesson2: pay the damn water bill

a vital lesson i have just learned. freakn pay your water bill on time. or else you cant piss, shit, shower, wash your mouth out after brushing, wash your mouth out after saying a bad word. well, it w...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 20:24:00 GMT

lesson1: wash hands b4 rubbing eyes

I have learned an important lesson this week. TO WASH MY HANDS BEFORE RUBBING MY EYES. Somehow I got 'pink-eye' or some contagious eye infection. Sounds great right? A little puss, a totally bloo...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:08:00 GMT