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I even hear the mountains, the way they laugh up and down their blue sides and down in the water the fish cry and the water is their tears. I listen to the water on nights I drink away and the sadness becomes so great I hear it in my clock. It becomes knobs upon my dresser it becomes paper on the floor, it becomes a shoehorn, a laundry ticket, it becomes cigarette smoke climbing a chapel of dark vines. . . it matters little, very little. Love is not so bad or very little life what counts is waiting on walls. I was born for this: I was born to hustle roses down the avenues of the dead. --Charles Bukowski I'm Grrrrrrrrrrrowing tired of your shit!In the worst moments of my life I ask myself, "What would Tyler Durden do?" Someone who makes the hair on your arms stand up when his name is mentioned. He is the type of guy that a girl would do anything to fuck, even lick a really fat puerto ricans ass crack. When cory walks by girls stare and if he says hello to you, some people even cry. He is that kind of guy that is so beautiful that even when you picture him doing something repulsive, like taking a huge shit, he is still an angel. "Omg I was walking down the hall today and Cory said hi to me, i threw up on myself and then cried for 20 minutes""Yo dude did you see that guy, no homo but i wanna be just like him, he is a cory""Fat puerto man, I will lick your butt just to get with that Cory!!!"

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King Crab, once again.

My Blog

random reminder - Tyler Durden's MySpace Blog |

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Posted by on Sat, 03 Oct 2009 17:38:00 GMT

It’s the beginning of the end of the beginning, love.

Me(cory),Brandon,matt,and stephen developed this out of pure boredom and want to keep it moving.Post it as a bulletin, post it as a comment on someone's page, or even as a blog.I will love you even m...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:15:00 GMT

My Buddy Chrissy wrote this...I don't know...I liked it.

Maybe it'z becauze your bezt friend getz at you wrong, then whatz' the next stage? to become crinkled, old aged bitch, im wrinkled and shit. wasn't the rhite switch on top, to forget about that one do...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:30:00 GMT

Let's Get Fucked Up and Die

Let's get fucked up and dieI'm speaking figuratively, of courseLike the last time I committed suicideSocial suicideYeah, so I'm already dead on the insideBut I can still pretend with my memories and p...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 21:11:00 GMT

Death

Death isn't just a condition anymore.It walks on 2 legs and hunts us.Sometimes.Other time people invite him,go looking for him.Well this is what I have to say about Death:He's an Asshole!I say look De...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:56:00 GMT

Contempt for life

everyone dies.its the final and only lasting justice.evil exists;it is intelligence in the service of entropy.when the side of a mountain slides down to kill a village,this is not evil,for evil requir...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 00:21:00 GMT