Chick Tract |
Somebody at work handed me a chick tract, but then he gave me a closer look and took it back. He told me that it is better not to even waste time on me.
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jun 2004 23:57:00 GMT |
Going to the Doctor |
I went to the proctologist today... I'm not even going to say why.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jun 2004 21:36:00 GMT |
Written up |
I got written up at Carl's Jr today. For vomiting in the freezer. The entire stock of chicken breasts was wiped out in the process. It cost the store $2000. Now I get the pleasure of having my wag...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jun 2004 23:21:00 GMT |
Brother |
My Brother got out of jail today. Now I have to share my room. I've already caught him having sex in my bed. His bed is only five feet away, yet he has to have sex in my bed. He told mom about it ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 May 2004 15:36:00 GMT |
Rash |
So that rash on my leg showed back up today. My mom said that God was most likely scrubbing at my sins with steel wool, I don't care whether she's right or wrong anymore. It itches; little flakes fa...
Posted by on Fri, 28 May 2004 11:59:00 GMT |
Friends |
So far, I don't have any friends. I did have this one guy, Tom, but he decided he did not have the time for me. I am a faceless entity wandering amongst the gargantuan megaliths of the universe. As...
Posted by on Thu, 27 May 2004 11:46:00 GMT |
Caught Masturbating |
My mom caught me masturbating on the computer last night. She flipped out. Now I have to move it to the living room and she has the password. I don't see how this is beneficial to the making of fri...
Posted by on Thu, 27 May 2004 10:35:00 GMT |
Work |
I work at a Carl's Jr. I don't really like it much, but I can't say that I'm really skilled in anything. I guess it will do for awhile.
Posted by on Wed, 26 May 2004 20:12:00 GMT |
Bjork |
I listened to what was supposedly her latest album today. I have to say that I really don't like music, so, to be honest, it was more of a blah experience for me. I do like to make paper airplanes.
Posted by on Wed, 26 May 2004 20:09:00 GMT |
Mom |
My mom made me join this because I don't have any friends. I posted that I was in relationship status in order to avoid any future pain.
Posted by on Wed, 26 May 2004 20:03:00 GMT |
