Microbiology |
This is an addendum to my "Confessions" post. I forgot about my fear of canned food.
Though I will eat it from time to time, I battle with the obsession that what I've just opened up is a swimmi...
Posted by m.f. on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:09:00 PST |
Confessions |
..because I'm wired on cappuccino.
1. I've been rooting for Taylor Hicks to win this season's American Idol. What can I say, I love dorks.
2. I eat peanut butter straight from the jar with a spoon.
3....
Posted by m.f. on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:08:00 PST |
Prison Break! |
Wow! I received a bulletin today asking me to write to some total stranger's friend in prison. Apparently this Shawn guy is doing 5 years for selling, and the address was listed. In my pain kille...
Posted by m.f. on Sun, 14 May 2006 09:40:00 PST |
Dirty Pigeons |
Walking home from the grocery store I spotted a messy puddle of vomit...the pigeons were eating it...NYC pigeons are pretty desperate.
Posted by m.f. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Insomnia has led me to this... |
Courtesy of urbandictionary.com
1. flying squirrel
Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spre...
Posted by m.f. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
NYmoment |
There's nothing that stimulates the appetite more than seeing the woman standing in front of you crap in her khaki shorts while waiting on line at Burger King. Yes kids, true story.
Posted by m.f. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
7 Handrolls and 10 pieces of sushi later... |
I thought that going to an all-you-can-eat sushi joint would be a fun experience. WRONG! Instead of enjoying the food, I was secretly competing with my friend trying to beat his tally. So what if I ha...
Posted by m.f. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
