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becca

wanna ride?

About Me

i'm on a relentless search for the truth. ask me no questions i'll tell you no lies.

My Interests

oh i got interests, i'll show you interests, i am interested in sparkels and secrets and stars and surprises and the big bang and black holes and space exploration and intergalactic examination and fire places with fires burning and explosions but i'm more into implosions and i like the water, from the ocean to puddles in that order and aqua arobics and aquatic acrobatics and syncronized swimming and doing lunges in sync and people who are really a little bit crazy and i like talking to strangers but i like laughing with them more and i like lights and lightning and lighting and especially that really pretty lighting at golden hour, you know, a little bit before sunset, when everything is glowing in golden delight and i like golden hour best on the days when the sky is super dark charcoal grey because it's going to rain, and the contrast is just simply breathtaking! and sunrise and being pissed off cause the sun is rising and i'm trying to go to sleep, and then colors interest me, green especially, and i am seriously interested in being excited and, for me, it's really exciting that i am so excitable and i am interested in laughing so hard, and laughing loud, and laughing inappropriately loud, but then when i realize it, i usually quiet down cause that's just rude, and newsies and theater and movies and film, and making films, and making films with my friends (mark my word marika, we will do this) and composing the confined space of the frame, and i'm interested in people and people acting like other people and people watching people and seeing people do things that they don't expect anyone else to see, and puppies interest me and anything miniature because that's so funny, and anything oversized cause that's so ridiculous (except for oversized cars cause that's just stupid and excessive) and music, oh i do love music, so very very much, and musical instruments and playing alto saxophone, and tenor saxophone and piano and i don't play stand up bass but that's almost the coolest one, and i'm interested in painting with acrylics on stretched canvases and sleeping in my bed, and being naked and clean while sleeping in clean sheets (feels like good clean fun), and large amounts of cream cheese, especially scooping lots of it up with my hand all at once, but bagels don't interest me in the slightest, and i like little children because they are so silly and smart and they're the best people in the world, and friendship interests me, and friends who have known eachother forever-even when they're not necessarily my friends, although my friends interest me because I have interesting friends, but i keep my enemies closer, lately my interests include freezing my ass off in the czech republic and loving (and definitley hating) every second of it, and i am interested in cuddling and snuggling and kissing and wishing and i like singing and i like singing loudly with my friends drunk but especially sober and wandering the strip with shana at 8am (what's with all the fuckin joggers?!), and tash laughing, and i like ketchup (my white trashy favorite!) and i like people who read a lot because books are amazing and i like books but mostly just for show, and fountains and chandeliers because they are magical and sparkley and fancy and i'm a pretty fancy lady and my interests also include dancing and ruling it cause we dance the biggest and baddest, and also running and swimming (especially in the ocean even though it's fucking freezing), and pumping iron, and riding bikes except that I haven't really since mine got stolen (fuck you theif) and i like to spend time outside of america-hence my recent move to the prague, and i like london a lot, and traveling, and going back home, and moving and new beginnings and changes for the better and life and better life and bestest life and love and family and plants inside and flowers in tall vases on table tops and those are some of my interests but trust me, i've only just begun.

I'd like to meet:

my future ex-husband. my friends, but all over again in a new and exciting way via cyberspace. i'd like to meet your favorite person. favorites are fun. especially choosing em. i mean, the competition just makes everyone go wild!

Music:

oh yeah, i like music. i like to listen to music and dance to music and sing to music and play music and make music and laugh music and cry music and rock music and fock music and i like music in a very serious and fun way! but don't ask what bands i like because i'm not one to drop names. but i'm fine with droppin generas: blues, walking base lines, jazz with trumpets with mutes and losts of stand up bass, rock, fuckin rock, classic rock, hip hop, bad pop, big band, clapping hands, funk gotta have that funk, classical-especially in traffic jams--talk about a juxtaposition! folk and blue grass, and all of it if you mean it and the music my friends make.

Movies:

I like the movies that require active psychological participation from the audience (Eisenstein/Nolan) but then again i really like mindless actions movies too like The Rock, and ConAir and i like those funny movies almost everyone likes like, Wet Hot American Summer, The Big Libowski, Napoleon Dynamite, and then i like Strictly Ballroom, and Newsies, and Following and Memento too, and Waking Life, and Eternal Sunshine and Gleaming the Cube and Good Fellas and Nightmare Before Christmas and Tale of Two Sisters, and 28 Days Later, and Donnie Darko, my movies, Little Mermaid (Disney in General), Pumping Iron II, and Air Jaws, Foxy Brown, The Ususal Suspects, and Requiem for a Dream, Blood Surf III: Megaladon, and i like movies but i don't ususally remember the names or the plot that well, so when i watch them it's kinda like everytime is my first time if you know what i mean--no, not like that sicko. and i will have a home theatre in my home cause that's how much i love them. whole heartedly.

Television:

yes please! in large doses for hours on end day in and day out 24/7 forever. on second thought, no thank you. and on final thought: shark week, extreme cats count down, planet earth, nature shows, simpsons, family guy, discovery, history, comedians (but only the funny ones). and i could go for a flat screen tv cause the picture quality is just so far superior.

Books:

oh yeah, I like books! Kurt Vonnegut (I've read his books the most by far), Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson--i've only read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Kingdom of Fear but hot damn he's one clever son of a bitch, The BFG, Water for Elephants, Catch-22, 1984, Where the Wild Things Are, Brave New World, Maude and Claude Go Abroad, that one Dr. Suess book with thumbs and monkeys druming on drums, Linda Goodman, Scary Stories III: More Tales to Chill Your Bones, my Czech Phrase book is my friend, Summer Sisters, Memoirs of a Geisha, Anthony Burgess, Catcher in the Rye-yeah, that's a good one.

Heroes:

that girl in that movie, Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken. you know, that chick who goes blind but still rides that horse off the high dive into a little pool down below, well yeah, she's probably one of the world's top ten greatest heroes. if you know who i'm talkin bout you must certainly agree.

My Blog

i heart LA

Tuck and Cover pave the way for perfection: cover up those wrinkles. hide those lines and age spots. cover up the gray. bleach away the stains. remove unwanted body hair. hide your age. hide your weig...
Posted by becca on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:20:00 PST

i don't even know!

though the category may have deceived you, no, this isn't about any dreams or anything supernatural. it's about EVERY dream and everything suPRAnatural. it's like a whole nother level above super. ton...
Posted by becca on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:03:00 PST

because who doesn't love factory swimming holes?

i went this town called karlovy vary in the good ol' CR and i got vague ass directions from uncle nick to this magical milky turoquise lake-ish thing with next to these mud bath things by a giant (lik...
Posted by becca on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:19:00 PST

it's finally happened!

I'm finally a REAL woman. I recently (yesterday) became a verbal prostitute. I'm a telephone hooker. phone sex anyone? Yeah, so I had this appointment to go record this ridiculous script for this adul...
Posted by becca on Fri, 19 May 2006 11:27:00 PST

i got slapped by an old czech lady

Andrea and i were leaving the store with an arm full of grocerys, we had forgotten to get a bag to carry all our shit. I turned back and spotted some bags behind this register that was closed. I went ...
Posted by becca on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:54:00 PST

like a slut.

I got an e-mail asking me if I was interested in doing a recording for an adult phone sex line. Apparently they're looking for a native English speaker and the pay is great. Am I interested? Sex yes, ...
Posted by becca on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:49:00 PST

old news.

so this is from like mid January 2006-my second week here--my first snow fall. but it needed to exist in a more permanent place than my sent mail folder. so here's my old news from a deadly winter gon...
Posted by becca on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:14:00 PST

when i say hip you say...

hop. I went to see De La Soul last night!! They were awesome. It was pretty fuckin sweet to see really good really old hip hop artists. They are so god damn professional at this point and it was aweso...
Posted by becca on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:29:00 PST

European Healthcare

Once upon a time in Prague I thought I was going to die. It began with a common cold that I caught from one of the 20 or so little sick preschool kids that I work with. Then I thought I was pretty muc...
Posted by becca on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 12:18:00 PST

Dog nabit!

Who likes dogs? Well, the Czech Republic fucking LOVES em! I sware to god, dogs here have got to be Czech citizens with the respect they are granted. You can take your dog absolutly EVERYWHERE! I'm ta...
Posted by becca on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 04:43:00 PST