Top 10 Reasons As To Why I Haven't Blogged In So Long. |
(in no particular order,,,)
1. Lazy
2. Sheer Laziness
3. Blogger's Block
4. Tired from all the Laziness my laziness laz had been lazing
5. Lazers
6. Sloth
7. Gluttony
8. Envy
9. Lusty
10. Hungr...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:00:00 GMT |
wednesday's TO DO LIST. |
1: buy new sock. (that left one just doesnt feel right) (that's what she said!) (Brian!!! Get Off The Phone!!!) (make me!!!) (MOM!!!) (*click)
2: Pick up all porno laying around the house. (...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:32:00 GMT |
The War Against Plastic: JMV Interviews California. |
On my flight in a private jet down to San Francisco, i witnessed something at 30-thousand feet... and that was the collective frowning face of our beloved state of California. My motherly instincts co...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 13:58:00 GMT |
The First Ever Interview with Uber Author: Demi Ooodolfo God |
Its 10:56 at night here in NYC, and i'm waiting inside the Cafe Motown for Mr. Demi Ooodolfo God, world icon and author of the new book Time and All of It and How it Looks from Where I'm Standing. Aft...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 09:24:00 GMT |
72 RANDOM FACTS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT JOHN. |
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John never actually puts a shirt on, he just flexes and one appears...
When John gets a limb cut off, get could simply 'walk it off'...
The 2nd tallest Oak Tree is John's left a...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 17:52:00 GMT |
The Last Thing J. Villegas Ever Wrote Before He Killed Himself... |
T, for Ten...
and it'll puzzle readers forever and ever...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 07:52:00 GMT |
Frog and Mouse story.... |
Frog and Mouse had been planning to get together since the middle of June. Two weeks prior they had made arrangments to go see a Dog and Pony rendition of Samuel Beckett's Endgame, but had to cancel o...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 19:47:00 GMT |
just in case you missed it.... |
First one to solve this puzzle will win a limited edition drawing of Man-Eating-Snail done by none other than yours truly!What letter comes next?O T T F F S S E N _?_Is it a jummbled up word? A patter...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jul 2005 20:09:00 GMT |
DID YOU EVER....... |
Have a pair of headphones around your neck and you forgot about them, and then, for whatever reason, music comes out of them and it sounds like the music is coming from out of your neck.
We...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jul 2005 02:51:00 GMT |
