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P@RKS

Yes Grandma, I know its 4:30 in the Morning.

About Me

I am a mystery...dont ask about me.
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Hackysack, B-ball, Hanging with friends, drawing, camping, anything outdoors pretty much. I love to have a good time and hag out.Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil; may God rebuke him, we humbly pray. O Prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all the evil spirits who wander through the world for ruin of souls. Amen. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ..


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"DIE LITTLE PEOPLE DIE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability. I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English! My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry behind if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines. I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business. We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them. I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building. It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!" I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries! I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else And if you don't like my point of view, tough...
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Full Name: Christopher Guy Parks
Eyes: Green
Hair: Dark Brown
Have tattoos?: one....soon to be more
Have piercings?: negative
Have a BF GF? yes
Own a thong? : negative ghost rider
Wear perfume?: cologne...yes....
HAVE YOU EVER...
Missed school because it was raining: yes
Put a body part on fire for amusement: heheheh....yes
Been hurt emotionally: o yah....let me tell yah about it
Ever thought an animated character was hot?: o yah, just look at lois griffin
FAVORITE
Fav Color: Green
Day/Night: night
Summer/Winter: Summer
Lace or Satin: what?
Cartoon Character: Stewie
Fave Food: Yakisoba
Fave Advertisement: eh, beer comercials
Fave Drink: Sprite
Breakfast Food: waffles
ice Cream: cookies and cream
Fave sport: Basketball, hackysack
RIGHT NOW
Wearing: skivy shirt and basketball shorts
Eating: nothing, I ate a hogie....however you spell that
Drinking: Snapple
Thinkin about: to many things to name
IN THE LAST 24 HRS...
Cried: nope
Worn jeans: nope
Met someone New ..: eh, not really
Done laundry: heheh...need to
Drove a car: hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha
Talked on the phone: nope
Kissed someone: negative
Said "I love you": yes
Picked a wedgie?: eh, nope
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
Yourself: sometimes
Your friends: yes
Santa Claus: yes
Tooth Fairy: yes
Angels: yes
Ghosts: eh, sometimes
UFO' s : nah
God: yes
love at first sight?: yes
FRIENDS AND LIFE...
Do you ever wish you had another name?: nope
Do you like anyone?: yes
Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: no one acts just like me....I am an individual
Who have you known the longest of your friends: Adam and Bradley
Who's the loudest: eh, depends
Are you close to any family members?: sure
Who's the weirdest?: friends or family? eh, we are all pretty messed up in the head
Who do you hang out with the most?: my Marines.....
Finish each sentence:
Let's walk on the: grass.....hehehe....you gotta be a Marine to understand this one
Let's run through: the jungle
Let's look at the: strippers
What a nice: bra
Where did all the: boobies go?
When will they: come off?
Why can't you: shut up
Silly, little: bastard
Show me some: skin....hahahahahhahah
The sky: is filled with a purple haze
Tell me: THE LOCATION OF THE ENEMY BASE!!!!
Hide me: before the recruiters find me
Love me: long time
I hate your stupid: rank
My mom thinks you're: dumb
She's not: a ten anymore......
Are you that: retarded you cumstained-biscuit-eating-hippie?
WHICH IS BETTER...
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Sprite or 7UP: Sprite of course
Scruff or Clean shaved: clean
Blondes or Brunets: ooooo....thats a hard one
Tall or Short: short
Pants or Shorts: shorts
Night or Day: night....didnt I already answer that?
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
What do you notice first: the glutes
Last person you slow danced with: Areli
Worst Question To Ask: there are no bad questions....just stupid people
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Heroes:

A Marines Final Expection ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------ The Marine stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Marine, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to calm their fears. If you've a place for me here, Lord, It needn't be so grand. I never expected or had too much, But if you don't, I'll understand. There was silence all around the throne, Where the saints had often trod. As the Marine waited quietly, For the judgment of his God. "Step forward now, you Marine, You've borne your burdens well. Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets, You've done your time in Hell." ~Author Unknown~

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Iraq Address

Alright, since I have to keep posting my address I will just post it as a blog.  Cpl Parks, Christopher H&S Co.  Ammo Plt CLB-4 DET1 Unit 38510 FPO, AP 96604-8510 So there it is.  ...
Posted by P@RKS on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 02:56:00 PST

Terrorist Profiling?

To ensure we Americans never offend anyone -- particularlyfanatics intent on killing us -- law enforcement and securityscreeners are not allowed to "profile" people in public places orsecurity checkpo...
Posted by P@RKS on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:47:00 PST

Racist

  racist You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK. But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You s...
Posted by P@RKS on Thu, 18 May 2006 07:47:00 PST

Devil Dog

You can keep your Army khaki, You can keep your Navy blue. I have the world's best fighting man, to introduce to you. His uniform is different, the best you've ever seen. The Germans call him "Devildo...
Posted by P@RKS on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:54:00 PST

If you're not in love with a Marine

IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH A MARINE Author Unknown If you're not in love with a MARINE, you can't know adventure. You don't know smelly green PT uniforms that require a daily washing. You can't unders...
Posted by P@RKS on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:52:00 PST

"Fallujah"

"Fallujah"Written by: Jeff Fischelli, Former Sergeant, USMC, 1995-2003 Enough with the talking, no more pretendingIt's time our guys brought you your ending. Fallujah has been a thorn in our side And...
Posted by P@RKS on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:10:00 PST