 
        Hackysack, B-ball, Hanging with friends, drawing, camping, anything outdoors pretty much. I love to have a good time and hag out.Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil; may God rebuke him, we humbly pray. O Prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all the evil spirits who wander through the world for ruin of souls. Amen. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ..
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Full Name: Christopher Guy Parks 
Eyes: Green 
Hair: Dark Brown 
Have tattoos?: one....soon to be more 
Have piercings?: negative 
Have a BF GF? yes 
Own a thong? : negative ghost rider 
Wear perfume?: cologne...yes.... 
HAVE YOU EVER... 
Missed school because it was raining: yes 
Put a body part on fire for amusement: heheheh....yes 
Been hurt emotionally: o yah....let me tell yah about it 
Ever thought an animated character was hot?: o yah, just look at lois griffin 
FAVORITE 
Fav Color: Green 
Day/Night: night 
Summer/Winter: Summer 
Lace or Satin: what? 
Cartoon Character: Stewie 
Fave Food: Yakisoba 
Fave Advertisement: eh, beer comercials 
Fave Drink: Sprite 
Breakfast Food: waffles 
ice Cream: cookies and cream 
Fave sport: Basketball, hackysack 
RIGHT NOW 
Wearing: skivy shirt and basketball shorts 
Eating: nothing, I ate a hogie....however you spell that 
Drinking: Snapple 
Thinkin about: to many things to name 
IN THE LAST 24 HRS... 
Cried: nope 
Worn jeans: nope 
Met someone New ..: eh, not really 
Done laundry: heheh...need to  
Drove a car: hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha 
Talked on the phone: nope 
Kissed someone: negative 
Said "I love you": yes 
Picked a wedgie?: eh, nope 
DO YOU BELIEVE IN... 
Yourself: sometimes 
Your friends: yes 
Santa Claus: yes 
Tooth Fairy: yes 
Angels: yes 
Ghosts: eh, sometimes 
UFO' s : nah 
God: yes 
love at first sight?: yes 
FRIENDS AND LIFE... 
Do you ever wish you had another name?: nope 
Do you like anyone?: yes 
Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: no one acts just like me....I am an individual 
Who have you known the longest of your friends: Adam and Bradley 
Who's the loudest: eh, depends 
Are you close to any family members?: sure 
Who's the weirdest?: friends or family? eh, we are all pretty messed up in the head 
Who do you hang out with the most?: my Marines..... 
Finish each sentence: 
Let's walk on the: grass.....hehehe....you gotta be a Marine to understand this one 
Let's run through: the jungle 
Let's look at the: strippers 
What a nice: bra 
Where did all the: boobies go? 
When will they: come off? 
Why can't you: shut up 
Silly, little: bastard 
Show me some: skin....hahahahahhahah 
The sky: is filled with a purple haze 
Tell me: THE LOCATION OF THE ENEMY BASE!!!! 
Hide me: before the recruiters find me 
Love me: long time 
I hate your stupid: rank 
My mom thinks you're: dumb 
She's not: a ten anymore...... 
Are you that: retarded you cumstained-biscuit-eating-hippie? 
WHICH IS BETTER... 
Coke or Pepsi: Coke 
Sprite or 7UP: Sprite of course 
Scruff or Clean shaved: clean 
Blondes or Brunets: ooooo....thats a hard one 
Tall or Short: short 
Pants or Shorts: shorts 
Night or Day: night....didnt I already answer that? 
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX... 
What do you notice first: the glutes 
Last person you slow danced with: Areli 
Worst Question To Ask: there are no bad questions....just stupid people 
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A Marines Final Expection ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------ The Marine stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Marine, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to calm their fears. If you've a place for me here, Lord, It needn't be so grand. I never expected or had too much, But if you don't, I'll understand. There was silence all around the throne, Where the saints had often trod. As the Marine waited quietly, For the judgment of his God. "Step forward now, you Marine, You've borne your burdens well. Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets, You've done your time in Hell." ~Author Unknown~