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Mysterio

About Me

Illusionist. Hypnotist. Mastermind. Genius. All describe myself perfectly! Whether it's making Spider-Man believe he's an inch tall, or dressing up in a ridiculous alien costume, my criminally-crafted trickery is second to none! That wretched spider always tries to interfere in my schemes, but one day I will squash him for good. And that, my friends, will be no illusion!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ladies who like fishbowls.

My Blog

Hollywood sucks, and so does Spider-Man

I'm an actor and an effects specialist, and I have no part to play in the Spider-Man movies?!? What an outrage! No wonder they're tanking at the box office. What? That was Catwoman? Curses...I'll...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jul 2004 22:19:00 GMT